I cannot prevent myself from thinking about my piece of garden invaded by moles... Probably not a star-nosed one. Still trying to get rid of them but in a non-destructive manner. Just making them understand this is 'my' garden ;)
Except is, Interesting beast. Nature rarely makes things for nothing, including tentacles ;)
How "non-destructive" are we talking about here?
beer, noise, etc... Not touching or hurting them.