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Yeap! This is right and 100% accurate. A new revolutionary cure for baldness has been found in the secret ingredients of McDonald's fries. The treatment requires "patients" to get McDonald's frying oil, apply it on the afflicted area, let still for 12 hours and then rinse off with warm water. There is also a special prayer they must say every hour if they want the results to be more effective:
Oil McDonald cure thy bald
E-I-E-I-O
Of healthy hair may they get hold
E-I-E-I-O
On their bald, round heads plant for thy some hairs
Here some hairs, there some hairs, everywhere some hairs, hairs
Oil McDonald cure thy bald
E-I-E-I-O
In ten days (maybe two weeks for really severe cases) new hair will start growing and the Yul Brynner look will be history.
Yeah right! April Fool's is in three days Ruthie, I don't fall for that!
What?! You don't believe me? Ok, the whole ritual thing might be a little fake but truth is there is a secret ingredient in McDonald's frying oil that might have a cure for balding. Check below:
A recent research in Yokohama National University (Japan) has shown encouraging results on mice. The team managed to cultivate 5,000 Hair Follicle Germs (HFG) at the same time merging mouse epidermal and mouse/human mesenchymal cells in their microwells [1, 2, 3]. The number they achieved is astonishing [4, 6] and after a 3-day culture period each cell seemed to be separated from the initial single aggregates resulting in typical HFG formations [1, 2].
Unknown words, Miss. What are these Hair follicle germs?
Hair follicle germs are the cells that constitute the organs where the hair grows [4]. In this experiment, scientists managed to cultivate 5,000 of these in silicone "containers" to form clusters called HFG chips [3]. Those chips where then transplanted into the backs and scalps of lab mice and grew into black hair some days later exhibiting the typical murine hair-cycle [3, 4].
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What does McDonald's have to do with all this?
Researchers' revolutionary idea was to use oxygen-permeable dimethylpolysiloxane (PDMS) at the bottom of the HFG chips. PDMS is a silicone substance used in McDonald's frying oil to prevent it from foaming up and spatering employees. The scientists chose it because it allows oxygen to pass through easily [4].
If you come to think about it, since burning destroys your hair too, PDMS works in two ways: by either preventing hair loss from burning or helping hair grow back once you've lost it. Pretty cool ingredient, don't you agree?
Does this method work on people?
More testing is needed until they try it on humans and, as PhD J. Fukuda said, there has been interest from companies on this revolutionary method [5] meaning that over the next decade it's probable to have a new hair regeneration technique based on this study [6].
Until then, don't try to eat or rub McDonald's frying oil on your head if you want to grow new hair. It doesn't work that way! :P
Image from: flickr.com - Author: malehmann - License, CC BY 2.0
References
[1] fukulab.ynu.ac.jp
[2] sciencedirect.com
[3] sciencedaily.co
[4] iflscience.com
[5] folliclethought.com
[6] medicalxpress.com
Thank you so much for your time!
Until my next post,
Steem on and keep smiling, people!
Is this why I have tiny hair on my tongue? From eating McDonalds fries?
Probably. You should contact those people in Yokohama uni. Maybe you're a living example of how this substance works on humans!
έχω δοκιμάσει τα πάντα,τα κοάλα.. αλλά το μόνο που πραγματικά σταματάει την τριχόπτωση είναι το πάτωμα....
το λάδι των MacDonals το έβαλα στη μηχανή του αυτοκινήτου και μεταλλάχθηκε σε BMX :P
egw to dokimasa kai epiase... euxaristoume @ruth-girl
Να'σαι καλα @rouketas! Η ΑΜΑΝ teleshopping κι εγω σε ευχαριστουμε για την προτιμηση!
Μια απο τα ιδια φιλε μου...συμπασχουμε!!!....αχαχααχαχαχαχαχα
Μαλλον κατι κανεις λαθος η απλα σου πουλησαν λαδι μαϊμου. Πρεπει να ειναι γνησιο McDonald's. Goody's, TGIs, κλπ δεν κανουν...
παιδια γελασα η αληθεια ειναι...προσκυναω Μαριο....και σκεφτομαι να παω και στους Μασαϊ ,ισως ειναι πιο αποδοτικη η μεθοδος τους...--- το βιντεακι λεει για ημικρανιες,εγω ομως νομιζω ειναι τελετουργικο για να φυτρωσουν μαλλια.....το απολυτο μυστικο θεωρω οτι βρισκεται στο να προφερεις σωστα τα λογια....γιατι αν δε το πηγαινεις καλα το γραμμα στο τελος θα βαλεις τα κλαματα οπως ο φουκαρας που δεχεται την θεραπεια....
Τον δολιο! Και καραφλος και δαρμενος!
hahahh
Εχετε δοκιμασει σιγουρα το αυθεντικο προϊον? Προσοχη, κυκλοφορουν πολλες απομιμησεις στην αγορα!
Hm... would have been too easy. Saw myself smashing fried on my head already.. too bad :-/
What about your shoe challenge? I'm still not convinced of the numbers!
If only it were that easy, I know...
Hey, I haven't forgotten about it, I just need the time and quiet around here to get it done :P
Pfft... since you only have one shoe of each kind, it can't be that hard... 😇
Ok! Ok! I'll speed things up :P
tap tap tap....
🤭
One of my friends really needs this secret ingredient too. You wouldn't believe he's already bald at less than 30years. I hope it works on him.
Nice piece
I hope he gets the hair he really needs @samminator!
Tell us if this method worked for him :P
Hilarious. Oil McDonald 😂🤣
Hehehe! And Oil McDonald is not the only song I've "violated"
I’d love to hear or at least read more of these songs you’ve violated... 😅
Well, most of them have NSFW lyrics, but I'll see if I can find anything more "decent"
I saw PDMS recently in a microfluidics lab in NCBS, Bangalore. I was there for a workshop. By the way let this research soon get successful. I may need it. - A bald guy
Fingers crossed!
Oops, this hurts I know. My dad is bald from a young age...
My own fries are the best. I guarantee no contamination by any lemouth's hair :)
I'm sure there will be no hair, but can you guarantee that for the gases? :P
Why do you think I can guarantee no hair? Have you ever tried gas + flame? :D
Oooh! I should have seen that coming! O_O
Smelt rather than seen... ;)
For a second there I believed it. But after I've read this
I stopped and had a good laugh. You got me. But that's alright. I was about to justify my new found interest of going the fast food way. Dang. I'd try again 😂
Ahahaha!! Don't worry, we'll come with something else. You're not the only one that needs a reason to justify fast food :P
If you are looking for excuse you'd always find one :)
True.
Να σου φτιάξω εγώ πατάτες να γλείφεις και τα 10 σου δάκτυλα :ppp
Και των ποδιων? :Ρ
Xaxaxaaaa...nai...
Το φάρμακο κατά της φαλάκρας έχει βρεθεί χρόνια πριν και μάλιστα από Έλληνες εφευρέτες. :P
Αααχ, παντα και παντου εμεις βρισκουμε λυσεις Νικο!
This is funny:
This is a very interesting topic. It seems like there is a lot of money to be made for anyone who can figure out a good treatment for hair loss, so I'm kind of surprised that we have not seen more progress in this area until now.
It's going to be interesting to see if this will ever lead to a complete cure at one point! I'm just glad that even my grandparents still have great hair, so I'm unlikely to ever needing to worry about it :)
If they ever find a cure using this method, it will definitely sell like hot cakes! And yes, the most exciting part would be to find a long-term cure for the poor fellows that have to deal with hair loss. Too bad not everyone is blessed with good genes like you. :)
hahaha so you're saying if I eat a bucket of McDonald's fries, I will get really fat and grow a head full of hair? LOL
Oops grrrrrrrrrr I better be careful with oil now so that I don't end up growing hair in my inside 😂.👍 @ruth-girl
Hahaha! Yes, be careful with what you eat :P
Pictures are looking too much cool, really i liked it.
Content written was just awesome.
@mathowl I want to catch them all! :)