Local Man Becomes Chinese for Upvotes

Greenbay, WI - Steemstreet Journal once again caught up with Local Man Mike, who now goes by the name Minsheng, is a firm believer in communism, and considers himself Chinese.

Steemstreet Journal was curious to hear more about the sudden transformation.

"I was browsing through Steemit the other day, ended up on the trending page, thinking what I was doing wrong. Since I'm not in the exclusive circle jerk club, not an expert on EOS, not an esteemed newspaper like Steemstreet Journal who could conduct interviews with dan, not in the vacation rental business, and not even a hot Asian girl, I realized I could do the next best thing and become an Asian male. When a post is in Chinese, it automatically trends, that's how this works", Mike explains the thought process behind this drastic change.

"I mean, it's not that bad. I became a communist, but I was broke anyway, so that's okay. But I won't be broke for long!"

Feeling enthusiastic about his future at the top of trending, Mike also went into further detail about his upcoming plans in order to climb at the very top of Steemit.

"I've also considered announcing the development of a new Steemit app in Chinese. I will never finish it, or even start it, but the upvoters fall for an app announcement everytime. And when done in Chinese, I will double the money. After people have forgotten about it, I will just announce a new one."

Thea above article translated into Chinese, as per Mr. Minsheng's request:

威廉姆斯的绿湾 - Steemstreet Journal再次赶上了当地人麦克,现在以民生的名义,坚定信奉共产主义,认为自己是中国人。

Steemstreet Journal好奇地听到有关突然转型的更多信息。

“我正在浏览Steemit的另一天,最后在热门页面上,想想我做错了什么,因为我不在独家圈子的混蛋俱乐部,而不是EOS的专家,而不是像Steemstreet Journal那样受人尊敬的报纸可以与dan进行访谈,而不是在度假租赁业务,甚至不是一个炎热的亚裔女孩,我意识到我可以做下一个最好的事情,成为一个亚洲男性,当一个职位是中文时,它会自动趋势,这就是作品“,迈克解释了这一激烈变化背后的思想过程。

“我的意思是说,这不是坏事,我成了一个共产主义者,但是我还是打破了,所以没关系,但我不会被打破了!

对于他未来的热切热情,迈克也深入了解他即将到来的计划,以便攀登Steemit的顶峰。

“我也考虑宣布开发一种新的中文Steemit应用程序,我将永远不会完成,甚至开始,但是每个人都应该发布一个应用程序通知,而在中文的时候,我会增加一倍的钱。人们忘记了之后,我会宣布一个新的。“

We will continue to keep you posted on the adventures of Local Man Mike, now known as Local Man Minsheng.

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Good tip, will hire a Chinese translator. Or google translate is enough??? )))

Google Translate provides a very crude translation of Chinese. You will have to have a very patient audience to hold interest.

Haha, oh the development of an app always gets em. Vote city!!

LOOOL Sooo funny and sadly true, this is how Steemit works.

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Unfortunately I can't upvote more than 100%

Maybe I should become a chinese man..

lol join the club :)

Nailed it!

Hahah "I love Bernie" classic!

And don't forget to upvote your post and comment also.

This is 100% accurate

Upvoted and also resteemed :)

Love it! Resteemed.

Since I'm not in the exclusive circle jerk club, not an expert on EOS, not an esteemed newspaper like Steemstreet Journal who could conduct interviews with dan, not in the vacation rental business, and not even a hot Asian girl, I realized I could do the next best thing and become an Asian male

Give me 10k steem and i'll turn korean . A fat korean . C'mon , i can learn the language and all .

Haha! That's too funny! I've been on here only a couple of weeks, but was thinking too that I was the wrong nationality and age! Love the humor.

Hahaha! Trending page is heartbreaking at times

Lolololol, how did I miss this? Sehr gut herr Schattenjaeger! (Even though your Finnish, I feel like speaking German to you) :-D

Cg