So any of you good people who are already thinking about defecting to TeamAustralia, there are a few things you need to know.
We are an outdoorsey type over here. You know sit in the front yard with a coldie in a stubbie holder and watch the world go by! But we've cracked the secrets to making the most of the crazy elements that get thrown at us day in and day out. We are a tough lot!
Here are a few tips you need to know if you are going to settle in to this great country of ours and assimilate :)
Got a furry little visitor you didn't invite? The Huntsman spider is well known for taking up residence on a wall of your house, usually above the bed so your wife goes batshit crazy throwing shoes and screaming for the hairspray? (Well that's what I do anyway)
No problem, the average Australian male has got this covered!
Find your car wont start? Who needs a mechanic? Between you and your best mate any problems should be a cinch to work out.
It's important not to pay for overpriced imported appliances, save the cash for more beer. Every centerlink cent counts.
And finally get out in the wild - get back to nature, go camping.. enjoy this bit of earth called Australia. She's a beaut land so hop in the ute and go bush!
So I hope that gives you an idea of what is expected. If you still want to defect..come on over! She'll be right mate!
Hero Standard by: @shellyduncan aka Private Shazza
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I got too many laughs with those memes...
My stomach hurts, i need some euchylptus leaves lol...
hahaha
watch out for the drop bears while collecting the leaves.. vicious at this time of year :)
Rotflmao. Fantastic hero standard Shelly. UVd and Resteemed. SK.
Thanks SK just doing my bit for the war effort!
Nice finish! I see the Aussies are beginning to arise from their overconfident slumber, and they're not taking any crap! Unlike that poor koala. I may have to contact PETA. I did not see a disclaimer saying that no koalas were harmed during the making of this post.
Hahaha those koalas are pretty tough!
so good...now they know what they are up to!!!??
Shhhhh... im lulling them into a false sense of security lol! Or scaring the beejeesus out of them!
i think we will see,either way we gonna take advantage out of each situation..whatever the outcome will be..
BAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAA that's great XD
I've done the bogan aircon before, student accommodation could get very hot XP
hahaha yes I remember those days :)
nice one! good luck to you.
quality blog -- should let them know what we are about
It's about lulling them into a false sense of security.. or showing how tough we are (though Dad always said no pain no brain lol)
your Dad is a philosopher like me
hahahahahah good one! :D
thanks :)
I love your posts! That bogan fan :D :D :D :D ... If I thought of it I would have done it - this last summer was brutal. Go Team Australia!!!
Flash back to uni days :) lol
Hahaha! Hilarious memes,the war is ON!
Thanks glad you enjoyed!
The spider one is always funny but oh, Bear Grylls and the eucalyptus leaves was the one that really set me chuckling.
Glad you liked them!
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