With respect to the ‘The Geneva Conventions of 1949 and Additional Protocols and their Commentaries,’ we make the following submission to the ‘International Committee of the Red Cross':
“TEAM AUSTRALIA of STEEMIT' issues formal notice of imminent Warfare, in accordance with the FOUR treaties and THREE additional protocols of the 'Geneva Convention'. On 1 July 2017, we WILL launch simultaneous attacks across FOUR fronts being:
- The Philippines.
- The United States of America.
- Great Britain.
- New Zealand.
The official roll for the STEEM WARS are provided in the following annexures.
Please ensure that representatives of the International Red Cross are present to provide aid and protection to the sick and wounded of armed forces on the field, wounded, sick, and shipwrecked members of armed forces at sea, prisoners of war, and civilians.”
End.
SirKnight
SECRETARY TEAM AUSTRALIA
Encls
Team Philippines
https://steemit.com/teamphilippines/@tjpezlo/steemwars-team-philippines-call-to-action
Major General @tjpezlo has called on his countrymen to stand and fight - and they have risen in numbers!
The following 71 brave soles of Team Philippines have taken the ancient Sanduguan blood compact, vowing to defend their island archipelago and destroy everything Australian, except for the 'telecommunications systems'... because they own those already.
@noynavs @entheos @darthnava @joemz @kawal @shiribabe @gennie @jenmolon @alenjoe @juvyjabian @johndarcy1994 @lapilipinas @unhorsepower777 @immarojas @hulkbuster @joanaltres @cjclaro @awesomenyl @englishtchrivy @carlobelgado @pinagpala @allmonitors @lauriejane @johndarcy1994 @philippinetrail @bearone @jeanelleybee @saisei @beng05 @luvabi @deveerei @haneun @arnel @fernwehninja @onnionfillet @iamjammartinez @adevaesparago @dar @grazz @lette92 @jeseemei @yehey @monkeypattycake @chelseaside @mariayves0912 @idamagbag @reynarojas @deism12 @arrliinn @renepaolo @lovysteem @emerge @bellatravelph @fernwehninja @shote.sai @belle.julz @secto @splice @haleyaerith @sasha.shade @howie @dreamiely @roytc123 @hulkbuster @topsnav @themanualbot @trendings.online @tjpezlo @marylizacaindoy @saisei @zararina
Team USA
They planned on sending to STEEM WARS, the toughest and bravest warriors to ever exist... these guys...
However due to a legal injunction by the 'World Wildlife Fund,' they have ended up sending... these guys...
@swenger @walkingkeys @sanchez @franzia @the-scuba-sherpa @fronttowardenemy @bitcoinforblonds @b-n-angel @bruckdashel @imagin8orr @joshsigurdson @nedspeaks @stackin @travelersmemoire
To be lead by their very own Paul Revere, Colonel @swenger
Team Britain
In the service of Her Majesty, Queen Lizzy II, will be:
@tremendospercy @podod @abh12345 @flatrider @sixteen4nachist @zoobeedoo @gmuxx @rickyjrx @zeus1 @stormriderstudio @scarletleonard @outerground @adamm @crytobeard @bisade @the-sassy-owl @hopehuggs @medaliciousmango @perceptualflaws @ckz
Team New Zealand
In final dress rehearsals for their Steem Wars (Thriller) Haka, representing Team New Zealand will be:
@biglipsmama @trevor.george @girlwithavoice @alicaonline @adsactly @sift666
Other registered Steem War participants in various duties and operations are:
@adamhole @amberyooper @ardina @ausbitbank @aussiesteem @b-n-angel @bearone @bekahluu @bibek @bitcoinforblonds @blapone420 @bobvghn @brendio @bruckdashel @bulleth @choogirl @crypticus @cryptodog @danielsaori @davidk @daydreams4rock @dazman @dethie @dewallenband @dirtfoot @dreamiely @ecuadorianin @elissahawke @elviento @encryptcy @g-dubs @galenkp @globalfoodbook @gohba.handcrafts @hanshotfirst @headlessjess @heff @holoz0r @imagin8orr @irfo1 @jackmiller @jasonstaggers @jeanelleybee @jeff001 @jkara @joshsigurdson @jyoungking2 @karabrick @krystle @leoplaw @louisbettong @lucky.digger @lulita @marjocay @mattclarke @mauver @meme.for.steme @mikepedro @mila7272 @msekh @msg768 @mumofmany @naquoya @nedspeaks @nerdylab @nextgen622 @nisarunnisah88 @nolnocluap @ozmaga @ozzy-vega @perceptualflaws @polichick @positivesteem @sammie @sassal @scooter77 @seablue @shellyduncan @silverbug @sirknight @sixteen4narchist @slefesteem @snooway @speda @speed-harry @stackin @steemtruth @stephen-somers @stocka @strapped @stripedgiraffe @swenger @swolesome @tarazkp @thatgermandude @the-fillosopher @thehomesteadlife @themagus @tomekkk @tradetotravel @trafalgar @tremendospercy @urs @wakeupworldnews @wendles @wishmaiden @ryivhnn @travelersmemoire @buzzbeergeek @vhinz88 @yehey @pvtrickheaton @marcfrvncis @nezaigor @diginaut @bigbear @annhoyblog @truthandanarchy @jsekh @biglipsmama @kenchung @dwongch @jonno-katz @loyalty1738 @markfitzgerald @adammad @yeshuafreak @sammosk @disl8r @turtler @jwmackay @lenscape @finance2nomad,
With thanks as always to @bearone for the Aussie native animal images.
https://steemit.com/teamaustralia/@bearone/team-australia-steemwars-aussie-icons-edition
Other credits include:
https://www.icrc.org/en/who-we-are
https://au.pinterest.com/pin/505810601871442870
https://au.pinterest.com/pin/151152131217387585/
https://au.pinterest.com/pin/505810601871442870
"Sir.... sir?"
"Yes yes Cartwright, what is it?"
"Well sir, a message has just arriv.."
"Spit it out lad, quit prevaricating and stand to attention when you address an officer of Her Majesties Steem Powered Forces"
"It's the Aussies sir, fahsands of 'em, they want a war sir"
"So they indeed? Pour another tea now, there's a good lad. A war eh..."
"Can we win sir?"
"My boy, we are the British Empire, the long arm of Queen Elizabeth II herself and we do not ask such questions for to doubt our success is tantamount to treason, not to mention lunacy... It's not a matter of whether we 'can' win boy, we 'WILL' win. We made that damn country when we sent the scum and villainy from our jails there, we can damn well unmake it!"
"But sir, what about the Drop Bears?"
"I've never met a drop bear yet that could stand up to a line of infantry firing 3 rounds per minute in any weather followed by a bayonet charge. They don't like it up em lad, they most certainly do not..."
"I'm scared sir, why us sir?"
"Because we're here lad. Nobody else. Just us. Now go round up the men, see they have their tea rations packed and ready, we're off to war."
As the young private left I sipped my tea thoughtfully, a war eh? We can match their drop bears but what the hell do we do about the kangaroo cavalry...?
This is terrific - don't waste it in the comments section though - get it posted to #steemwars and #teamaustralia
I was just talking with @gmuxx about turning this into a series of short stories in a steampunk/colonial style.
I was never much of a writer, more an amusing commentator, but I really enjoyed writing that. It was only quick too, just dialogue.
The feedback is much appreciated!
MOAB (mother of all bears) prepared and ready for deployment. SIR!! @sirknight #teamaustralia #steemwars
Well - load them on the planes too please diginaut.
Resteemed! :D Can't wait!
Thanks Marc.
Dude you are the man.
We do have more recruits and as our SF soldiers are the best in the world, I won't worry about the numbers.
There could be 100,000 yanks and I wouldn't lose any sleep, cut them off from trans fats and they're screwed.
Did you see my latest post? You have a starring role in the story. My success has been in part because of meeting you.
https://steemit.com/minnowsupportproject/@tremendospercy/finding-discordy-a-minnows-tale
Enjoy bro.
Haven't read it yet but I will in the morning, promise - can barely keep my eyes open now. SK.
No worries buddy.
You and I on an adventure. With a wasted Aussie witness!!!!!!
waltzing mathilda moves..
make love not war.. i mean spread love :)
"May the steem be with us"
Thanks
ready sir
Hmmm.... A war? I registered for? Maybe some more info?
Why 100% powerup? You lose 1/3rd of potential powerup that way. Sell SBDs at an exchange, there are pumps far and wide nowadays!
I thought the with the current fall in the price of steem it might be advantageous. Still getting my head round the exchanges.
You can be in it buzz - which team you on?
Any is fine! As long I am in a team! :D
You profit from what exchanges give you above 1$ for SBD, disregard STEEM in this case. Steemit pays you like SBD is 1$ and it is more on exchanges. You don't get SBD with 100% powerup
How about giving the Kiwi's a hand buzz.
OK so am I right in saying buy STEEM under $1SBD and accumulate SBD above? Will consider this. At present I do prefer STEEM POWER - so willing to pay a premium. SK.
Steem and SBD are two separate altoins, when you choose 100% you don't get any SBD. When you choose 50/50 you get half steem and half SBD. But! Steemit pays out SBD like it is worth 1$! It isn't! It is worth MORE! IF! If you sell it at the exchanges.
No need to pay premium. Sell SBD for premium!
OK will go with the 50/50 and watch your blog for further exchange tips Buzz.
MOre info here
https://steemit.com/steem/@bacchist/psa-don-t-select-100-sp-rewards
Good luck!
If the Queen had balls she'd be the King. I hate her sm :( But nice, Steem Wars!
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0.8%?? 'Send 2 Steem or 2 SBD to @randowhale with the URL of the post you'd like @randowhale to vote on and receive a vote between 1-50%!'
You're looking at an old post.
I apologise. SK.
I suddenly find myself in a tight spot. As much as I love being the teamaustralia philippine ambassador, I would wish to serve with my countrymen in defending our turf. After all, au did launch the attack, and im an advocate of peace, but given that we are left with no choice, we would hold our ground in this battle. @sirknight, rest assured that if a peaceful settlement is achieved after the war, I would again wholeheartedly embrace my ambassadorship.
Consider your Ambassadorship temporarily suspended ; ) - good luck dreamiely. SK.
Thank you kind sir.
Now, let the battle begin! ^_^
Will there be tea breaks?
Only for the British. SK.
In that case Sir, tally ho!
Tea? With china? and little fingers too?
This is a very unusual post...
@pocketechange
Not unlike this comment. hahaha.
More info at #steemwars if you are interested - you can read the history and development. SK.
Always ready, sir!
Know you are vhinz88 - you are a good soldier!
I hope I am...
HAHA! :D
OMG @sirknight, what on earth have you started?🙈
This is going viral!
Just the way I like it ozmaga! hehehe.
ROFL!🤗
@sirknight Ha-ha, the wars are escalating on steemit 😃
Yes they are ron - how are you today?
i love the technoligy when serve good porpose
I'm here. Do you need anything in particular before I make things up as I go? :)
What would you like to contribute to the war effort @ryivhnn?
Hm, ever really been part of a war effort before. I'm usually one for diplomacy, subterfuge and occasionally an anime-proportioned banhammer about twice my size behind my back like no one can see it.
Okay so I have been known to charge in screaming when I've had enough or if it makes for a good distraction/confusion
I can do occasionally ridiculous character avatars from people's usernames (at least semi-frequent conversations also helps). Like this one from yours:
Please excuse my <10min sketch, they look more like
when done (but I wasn't going to leave you 15+ hours waiting for a response XP). Would that be of any use?
Bloody love it ryivhnn... would you like to be the official Steem Wars cartoonist?
Sure. If people want character avatars sketchy ones like
it should be done within the day I start, the more hardcore ones like in my previous comment is more like days/weeks depending what else I have going XD
I would rather cartoons to describe the war efforts - simple one like the one you did for me.
Sure, pencils and rough inks are a hell of a lot quicker ;D
Give me a moment (or several) to finish testing (I hate testing but either that or sites potentially explode DX) and buy some pavlova and I'll neaten that one up and post it either later today or sometime tmorrow.
Since I did not see an @teamaustralia entry yet in Memechallenge #23 (run by @fibra59), someone took the "liberty" of entering one. What? Steemit is completely transparent? So my secret, undercover, covert, preemptive strike will now be public knowledge? I can't blame the Russians? This is going to be a whole new battlefield, quite possibly the first transparent, intercontinental conflict.
Why did Al Gore have to invent the internet? Without it, we wouldn't be facing this international crisis. Fortunately, no one can prove Satoshi Nakamoto was American, otherwise we would really have to take responsibility for the impending skirmishes.
Haha funny. Saw your entry - thanks Swenger. SK.
How to play steemwars
All in good time my friend, all in good time.
Haha, nice work @sirknight.
Thanks T2T.
https://steemit.com/teamaustralia/@diginaut/psy-ops--weakening-the-will-of-the-enemy-one-deadly-creature-at-a-time
😂😂😂 Classic!! I particularly love the Philippines air plane photo!!
Seriously? If I'm having this much fun now I can't wait for Steem Wars to start!
Me too Arly, me too.
Let's do this! TeamPhilippines is ready!!!!
Great Beng, see you at Steem Wars.
Thanks sirknight. This post has been upvoted and Resteemed. Cheers.
Good post, thanks for sharing
Please come visit and read this interesting post: https://steemit.com/news/@hamzaoui/the-british-parliament-has-been-subjected-to-an-cyber-attacks
@sirknight please add me to #teamgb, thanks.
Just go for it Nick - make your team proud. I am sure @tremendospercy will be on the lookout for you. SK.
Thanks @sirknight, just posted my first post for #teamgb :)