the evil toilet seat

the evil toilet seat
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it all started because of my love hate relationship with my toilet to begin with sometimes when i wanna and can go to the bathroom the toilet seat mocks me, not only does the toilet seat hurt when your sitting on it making it like a torcher device, but when you stand up and the toilet seat gets stuck to your bum. the toilet seat came with me, when it broke off that day landing on the floor, not back on the toilet where it belongs. needless to say even though a toilet seat is only a few bucks it's still sitting on my toilet broken mocking me, and never staying where it should stay.
hence why he is the evil toilet seat
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