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Cheetah is helpful,
She points out where things don't jive.
This time took a dive.

Upvoting yourself
Puts your reply on the top;
Though this time's a flop.

Cheetah is so fast,
She points to posts that shan't last
This time just run past.

You win the book @anotherjoe! Please email your shipping address at - [email protected] to claim your prize. Please include Haiku Contest in the subject line. Thanks!

Haha, finally, making fun of kitties pays off!! :P
Thanks Eric. Email going out now.