Declaration of the 45th President of the U.S. :
An incredible quantity of Mexicanos is invading our country. These miserable people have invaded the most part of our society. They are stealing our jobs and raping our wives. This is a disgrace!
Their food trucks are limiting the competitiveness of our MacDo and KFC. Furthermore, they are deliberately destroying our crops by drawing some shapes that only God knows what it means! We have to stop them as soon as possible!
My team has finally come to a solution after months of efforts. We will build a wall. With a wall of 2000 km We will cover the entire southern border and no burrito eaters will pass anymore. We should cover the entire southern border. No Mexicans will pass anymore. With a 4 meter height we should avoid that these Mexicans try to do the short ladder. We will put some guards around the border, in case they are smart enough to build a ladder.
Of courses, Mexico will be obligated to pay for this wall. Mark my words. They will have no choice if they want to do business with us. PERIOD
200 years after
Declaration of the 45th President of Earth :
An incredible quantity of extraterrestrials is invading our country. These miserable people have invaded the most part of our society. They are stealing our jobs and raping our wives. This is a disgrace!
Their flying sauces are limiting the competitiveness of our cars and aircraft. Furthermore, they deliberately destroyed our crops by drawing some shapes called "crop circles" that only God knows what it means! We have to stop them as soon as possible!
My team has finally come to a solution after months of efforts. We will build a wal! We will cover the entire sky and no E.T. will pass anymore. With a 10 km height we should avoid all mountains and keep safe all the aircraft companies. The Wall will be transparent, but we will put some solar cream on in. In this way, there is no need to use it anymore. Furthermore, the plastic used to create the wall will block the bad solar rays, then we don't mind the ozone layer anymore. We will post guards who will keep an eye on The Wall in case the aliens decides to break it, we will be ready.
Of course, these E.T. will have to pay for The Wall. Mark my words. They will have no choice if they want to do business with us. PERIOD
2.000 years after
Declaration of the 45th President of the Galaxy
An incredible quantity of Apes is invading our vital space! These miserable people just came out of the next retarded galaxy. They are already swinging their flying garbage throughout the cosmos. They are stealing our space and raping our energy. This is a disgrace!
Their global warming are limiting the competitiveness of our flying saucers. Furthermore, they use all their ability to destroy their own planet. Only god knows what is inside their retarded brain! We have to stop them as soon as possible!
My team has finally come to a solution after months of efforts. We will digiconstruct a shit ton of space barriers all around the galaxy to avoid any spacegarbage to come in our vital space! We will put some robots all around The Great Wall in case these crawlers are able to touch our wall.
**Of course, these Apes will have to pay for The Wall. Mark my words. ** They will have no choice if they want to do business with us. PERIOD
20.000 years after
Declaration of the 45th President of the Universe
An incredible quantity of Aliens is invading our vital space! These miserable people just came out of their retarded supercluster. They are already stealing our space and raping our energy. This is a disgrace!
Their Mega-Death-Space-Ships are limiting the competitiveness of our UltimateGodManager. We have to stop them as soon as possible!
My team has finally come to a solution after months of efforts. We will build the greatest black hole network ever built in the whole known universe! We will place an anti-matter turret all around The Great Wall in case theses spacedogs are able to touch our wall.
**Of course, these Aliens will have to pay for The Wall. Mark my words. ** They will have no choice if they want to do business with us. PERIOD
200.000 years after
Declaration of God
It's not so complicated though: "You should love one another!"
Fuck it, let's start again...
$ /home/god/universe --restart {↑1 ⍵∨.∧3 4=+/,¯1 0 1∘.⊖¯1 0 1∘.⌽⊂⍵}
20 billion years later:
Supergod:
God, you have really fucked up your first 20 tries. You are fired. Go back over the heavenly wall you build and paid for and never come back.
Ahah nice one !
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