Listen, I've uh... never told anyone this before, but I've always felt like I could really talk to you. My... father was a gnome. I mean he was really big for a gnome. Anyway, before he got planted in someone's garden, when me and my sister were little, he would drink. We would find him crying, always telling us not to be a thief like him. It was tough. Anyway that's just between you and me. Good talk.
Dude, that guys is sneaky! But it also could have been gnomes.
Listen, I've uh... never told anyone this before, but I've always felt like I could really talk to you. My... father was a gnome. I mean he was really big for a gnome. Anyway, before he got planted in someone's garden, when me and my sister were little, he would drink. We would find him crying, always telling us not to be a thief like him. It was tough. Anyway that's just between you and me. Good talk.