Lol, the doublethink is strong with that one,....
I envy the difference between the world you grew up in and the world I got in the 80's, the police went from taking you home in a helpful way to taking you to jail for profit, but I guess the good old days really only ever existed in memories.
Keep it coming, I got plenty of popcorn.
Maybe @seekerjuice will come back and give us contrast from the lifestyle today.