When Robinson staggeringly stood up to use the toilet in his little room, he had already become as drunk as a fish. The four empty bottles of vodka in his room cheered jauntily, for they had done a good job.
Robinson groped hopelessly until he managed to find the toilet. He then settled for what seemed like a water closet and released the yellow substances in his bowels. Afterwards, he frantically looked for the tap in the toilet but could not find it. At last, he gave up, frustrated.
On the next morning, when Robinson returned to look for the missing tap, he got the shock of his life. He discovered that where he had defecated the previous night was his wardrobe, not the toilet. He could neither laugh nor cry. Wine is a beast.
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I used to drink quite a bit , beer, whiskey, wine, and more. But I never ended up doing what the poor soul in your story did.
Hahaha sure you couldn't have acted that way. This story is just a satire to warn against excessive intake of alcohol. I also enjoy beer and red wine moderately.
PS: I was inspired to write this story following what happened to a friend while at the university. This fellow got drunk and was about defecating in his wardrobe when we prevailed upon him.
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Funny write up. Wine is indeed a beast
Quite funny Precious. Just a caution against heavy drinking.
Wow! this is a nice fiction, I wish I thought of it.
We learn everyday @dawizy. Thanks for appreciating this story.
Alcohol and drugs are really dangerous. I once had a office colleague who puked at work after consuming alcohol. He was immediately thrown out of work and was fired. Unfortunately he has two kids and is still looking for a job after this incident for the past one year.
This is a sad news, really. He ought to have respected the organization's ethics. Excessive intake of alcohol is not a good thing.