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The USG owes me money, because I am descendant from Louis XVI, whom was never paid, at interest. I am a Merovingian and my hair falls down my back, a warrant to any claiming that throne.

The Masons owe me a considerable sum, I reckon.

Wow!

I wonder how you would be seen in court if you were to present proof of this, and the original document and contract that verified the transaction and debt.

You should try it.

I have documents showing my heritage. Would be a fun pastime, if I enjoyed court.