creation of woman

creation of woman

Six days had passed since God was busy creating a woman.

An angel appeared and said: Why do you spend this all this time alone?

The Lord replied: "Have you seen her agenda?"

He must be completely washable, but not plastic.

There must be two hundred moving parts, all of which can be replaced.

Being able to work with bitter tea without sugar and nightshifter.

You have to have two children at the same time, and when

It was getting loose, disappearing.

Kisses that can scratch all the pain, from the knee to the scratch

Heart broken, heal.

And have six pairs of hands.

The angel was very startled to hear that.

Said six pairs of hands It is not possible ?

The Lord replied: "They are not only hands." Mothers should have three pairs of eyes

To be

-In this way, this becomes a common pattern for them

God shook the series and said: Yes.

A pair for when she asks her children what she is doing,

From the back of the pack they can see them.

One pair should be behind him that understands what is needed!

And the third pair is on his face right there when he looks at his child,

She can tell her without a word that she understands and loves her.

Angel tried to stop God.

All this is a lot of work for a day. Come on tomorrow.

The Lord said: Do not be !!

There is nothing left to do the creation of this creature that is close to me.

To finish

From now on, she can cure himself in illness, have a family with

Pour a loaf of bread and bring a kid five years to
The angel approached and turned to the woman.

But you, God, made him so soft.

Yes it is soft, but I've created her hard. You can not imagine

How much it can tolerate and bother.

The angel asked: "Can you think too?"

The Lord replied: "He does not only think, but also has the power of argumentation and negotiation."
Angel affected

You are the genius of God, you've thought about everything, because women are

Really "amazing".

Women have the power to amaze men.

Always kidding children to teeth.

They tolerate the harshness better.

Burden of life,

But happiness, love and pleasure spread to the home.

When they want to scream, they smile.

When they want to cry, they sing.

When they are happy they are crying.

And when they are angry they laugh.

They fight for what they believe.

Stand injustice.

When they are sure that there is another solution, they will not accept it.

They do not wear new shoes, they have new shoes for their children.

To accompany an uneasy friend, they go to the doctor with him.

They like unconditional. When their kids succeed, they cry and cry

Their friends reward, they laugh.

In the death of a friend, they break their hearts.

They are grieved at losing a family member.

However, when they see that everyone is gone, they will stay strong.

They drive, they die, they walk, they run to show you how much

Important to them
The heart of the woman is to turn the world

Women are in every size and color, they know they hug and

Kissing can heal any broken heart

The work of women is more than giving birth to the baby, they bring joy and hope

They bring. They give compassion and new thought

Women have a lot to say and to give

The Lord said: This great creature just have one fault

The angel asked what fault ?

The Lord said: she does not know himself