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Don't you mean we might pork a hole in the space time bacon!!

PORK A HOLE!!!! Hahaha! Once again you have proven yourself to be punnier, dude! HAHAHA! You have me oinking here with your masterful stroke!

Ah and then you come right back into the fray!! I can't match such mastery!!

I am but a student to the master, a steedent to the meester!

Pfft! Nonsense!!!

I'll call your nonsense, and raise you poppycock! Ha! :D

I will have to throw in a hand of balderdash in that case!