What kind of fool do you have to be to get into twice?

I have an acquaintance of one, whom I do not undertake to characterize, but I do not hold money, just in case. Cough it, apparently ...

Summer. Heat. We sit in the office, and the air conditioner broke down. We decided to buy kvass. Of the four people, only one did not throw on kvass. Argumented by the fact that he does not like kvass, and in general, in the heat only water can cool and quench your thirst. Guess ... Who drank half a half? It's the one who did not fold into kvass. And drank on the sly while we went to dinner. We return, but there is no kvass!

But this is nonsense. It turned out that a week ago he married. He did not just marry, but on the woman with whom he had previously been married. They have a "new ex" wife with a joint child, but this vile man managed to sue half the house from his wife. I sold a half-house, but I did not understand where I spent money, and two years later I married the same woman again!

Damn, and we are on it because of kvass pouting! The woman did not take offense at him because of half of her parents' house and forgave.

That's really really mean 80 level. We now ask him about all the tricky schemes. And this reptile does not want to disclose the map. On Monday we will buy again one and a half kvass, half of it, and we'll add a purganiku to the remnants, revenge for both kvass and a poor woman.