Congresswoman, Ilhan Omar, has decided to relocate to her home country, Somalia, following Trump's controversial tweet, calling on four congresswomen, popularly known as "the squad", Ilhan Omar, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ayanna Pressley and Rashida Tlaib, to go back to their countries if they don't like it in America.
The other members of the squad pleaded with her not to go but she told them her decision was set in stone.
"If you leave, there won't be the squad anymore," Rashida said.
"Nancy Pelosi will take my place," Omar replied.
Nancy who was standing by and visibly upset at the suggestion said, "Please, keep me out of the squad. I want nothing to do with it."
The women looked at each other and then Omar said, "I've a suggestion. You guys should adobt the name 'The Triplets'."
"The Triplets?" Donald Trump came out of nowhere, laughing hysterically. "I have been hiding somewhere eavesdropping on your conversations. This is totally hilarious."
"What the hell! What brought you here, weirdo?" A visibly angry Omar asked.
Trump, still laughing said, "I heard you've heeded my call to go back to that shithol country you came from and I came to bid you farewell. Bye bye, Omar, have fun with the Taliban."
"There are no Talibans in Somalia, fool. It's the Al-shabab" Ayanna replied.
"Whatever! Whether Taliban or Al-shabab, I'm sure they are anxiously waiting to receive her at the airport with grand reception." Trump said still giggling.
Alexandria looked at Omar and said, "Pay no attention to this sadist. You'll be fine. You can still change your mind though."
Trump grimaced, looked at Omar with disgust and said, " Please, go back to wherever you came from. They need you more over there. You might end up in jail if you don't leave now. Remember, you committed incest when you married your brother for citizenship. You also have a case of tax evasion and fraud to answer to. Leave while you can?"
With mouth agape, Pelosi looked at Trump for a few seconds then said, "Are you kidding me, Trump? You accuse Omar of tax evasion and fraud. It's very convenient for the pot to call the kettle black."
"Whatever!" Trump said, " The zombie should leave now that she can."
"That's it!" Ayanna said, " I have had enough of this cry-baby. He's about to get his ass whipped." She lunged at Trump but the others restrained her, and Trump took to his heels, wobbling like a duck as a ran. He looked back and realized that nobody was chasing after him, he took out his phone and started tweeting:
"It's my pleasure to announce to you that the anti-Semitic congresswoman, Ihlan Omar, has been deported to her home country, Somalia. 1 down, 3 to go. The three are now called 'The Triplets' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Alexandria glanced at her phone, hissed and shook her head.
"What's the matter, Alex?" Ayanna asked, looking curious.
" Trump the dummy, just tweeted something totally untrue." Alex said.
"What did he tweet about?" Omar asked.
"Never mind! Nothing worth your attention."
The final boarding announcement was made and Omar hugged the other women and boarded her flight. Before she left, her final words were " Give that chauvinist hell" And they all raised their fists in solidarity.