Psychology the Brian Box

[mrtech]

One day in a well known University, a Sr
Psychology Professor started his class on a very
serious Topic. The moment he turned towards
the blackboard, one of the students Whistled.
He turned, looked at the class and asked the
whistler's name ............. As usual and as expected no one answered.
The Professor peacefully kept the Pen in his
pocket and picked up his bag. Saying that, the
lecture ends here and that was enough for the
day, he started moving towards the gate of the
class. Students were overjoyed to be free. Then, he suddenly stopped and turned towards
the class, kept his bag on the table and said, "I'll
tell you a story to utilise the remaining time".
Everyone became interested.
Yesterday night I tried hard to sleep, but it was
miles away from my eyes, so I thought I'd better get petrol in my car, which will save my time
next morning and might induce sleep. After
having my tank full, I started roaming in that
area, enjoying the peace of a traffic free ride.
Suddenly, on the corner I saw a girl who was as
young and beautiful as the clothes she was wearing. Must have been returning from a
party. Out of courtesy, I turned my car towards
her and asked if I may be of any help. She
asked me if I could drop her to her home, she'll
be very obliged, to which I agreed.
(Who would deny a beautiful young company instead of a dry non sleepy night.)
She sat in the front seat with me. We started
talking, and to my amazement she was very
intelligent, had control on many topics which
many youngsters don't.
When we reached her address, she admitted my courteous nature and behavior and
accepted that she had fallen in love with me.
I also admitted her intelligence and beauty and
that I've also started liking her. I told her about
my job as a professor in the university.
The girl asked my number, which I gave her willingly. Then she asked me a favor, to which i
couldn't have denied naturally.
She said that her brother is a student in the
same university, and asked me to take care of
him, since we'll be in a long relationship now.
I asked the name of the student.She said that I'll recognise him with one of his very prominent
quality.
He whistles a lot.
The moment the professor said this, all eyes in
the classroom turned towards the boy who had
whistled. The professor turned to that boy and said,
"Young Man I didn't get My Ph. D in Psychology
by sitting on my Ass."
So Get out of my class!!!