Once upon a time a wizard was taking a bath, a yellow rubber ducky peeking through his long gray beard. “Oh rubber ducky, you’re so playful,” he said. He looked up and saw Ernie standing beside the tub. “Uh, hi Ernie. Where’s Bert?”
“He’s sleeping,” said Ernie.
“Oh hello there,” said the wizard as Ernie slowly lowered himself into the bath.
In a hushed whisper Ernie said, “Let’s get magically clean together.”
“I, uh, I think I left my wand in the other room,” said the wizard who then leaped out of the bath and ran out the door, grabbing his robe on the way by.
