Spring…
Spring… One of my favorite seasons of the year! The flowers bloom, the weather gets at a nice comfortable temperature where I don’t feel cold neither do I sweat from my armpits as if they were the Niagara Falls.
And the smell! Oh my god the smell of pollen in the air! I truly feel sorry for all the people that have allergies to pollen. You guys don’t know what you are missing. These little tiny particles are torture devices to you, to me they are like drugs! If I could ling them up and snort them out of the table I would! I open up my window every morning to let all that sweet sweet pollen springy smell in…
This is why I love to live in the countryside! I live in a small town surrounded by fields of flowers and trees. People that live in big towns can’t understand what spring really smells like, my town gets blasted with this spring smell!
There is just one thing that I find weird about this springy smell… Do you guys realize what pollens are? People… pollens are basically the sexual “content” of trees! Yeah, that’s weird, right? I’m basically in love with trees c** ( let’s keep this family friendly)!
If I ever get enough money to buy a farm I’m surely going to plant lots of flowers on it!
Do cactus have pollen? My plant biology is a little rusty. I’ll probably have no cactus on my farm… I hate the damn things! Sorry to all the cactus lovers, I hate cactus…
Where should I begin my story about my hate for cactus or any other type of plant that has spikes on it…
First thing, why the hell should a plant have spikes on it?! Plants should be made to be smelled, not to hurt me…
When I was 7 I tried to smell a nettle, guess what… it was one of the worst mistakes of my life, a mistake which my grandfather still laughs to this day! I tried to smell the damn nettle and the spikes got stuck in my nose, I screamed, I cried, I jumped, I ran, meanwhile my grandfather stood there, looking at me laughing at my own stupidity. I would have probably laughed too, who the hell has the idea of smelling a nettle!
When I was 12 I was playing in a restaurant near my home, and they had this big cactus with spikes as big as swords, someone shoved me against the cactus…Let’s just say I was almost lobotomized by a cactus, my father had to take out 2 big spikes out of my head! And I’m telling you guys, I know I was young and that my memory has “faded away a little” but I’m telling you the damn spikes got at least 5 cm stuck inside my head, 5 cm! Maybe that’s why I have "brain problem", mainly stupidity, it’s because the damn spike tickled my brain and ruined something inside!
Another thing I love about spring is the birds! I’m writing this text and I’m listening to the birds “singing” outside, I wonder what they are saying to each other… It’s probably mating season so they are probably screaming something like: “SEX!” “Netflix and chill?!” “Yoh girl, have you seen my nest?”…
My only problem with birds is that they love to crap everywhere! Can somebody teach the damn things to use a toilet! Or at least teach them that crapping on someone’s car or head is not a good thing… I bet they have games to see how many humans they crap on each day! Birds are lucky I don’t like to hunt animals for sport, I would probably decimate the entire population to teach them that crapping on someone’s head is not a funny thing to do!
I went out for a drive some days ago, and I must tell you guys, it’s such an amazing sight to see all the new young cows and sheep! Calves and lambs! Everywhere I look it’s full of calves and lambs with their mothers! I sometimes stop my car to try and take some photos, but they normally run straight away…
I have another problem with spring! The damn bees, I sometimes do nothing against them and they try to attack me! Why bees? Why?! But they are very important for the ecosystem! People should be more concerned with the fact that the bee population has been decreasing year after year! Bees are one of the most important pillars of the ecosystem, if they go we will get some serious repercussions!
Hope you guys are all enjoying these fine days of spring! Go out into the forest and fields, run around!
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Spring is the best! The Motorcycle-season starts, its warm but not too hot and everyhing start to look nice.
People liwing in big cities really miss something!
PS: I am allergic to pollen xD
I feel sorry for you... you don't know what you are missing by not snorting pollen xD I sound like a drug-addict!
If i had a motorcycle i would spend soo much money just driving around during spring, i already do it with my car, but it's a different feeling, with a car i feel a little like i'm one with the road, with a motorcycle it's trully like i'm one with the road, and with nature, the only problem i see with the motorcycle is that you don't get any music when you are driving... driving + music = HUGE WIN!
You can also listen to music while on the motorcycle ^^
Many people do it but I dont really need it. It is kinda dangerous. The moment I hear an awesome agressive song I look on my tachometer and realize a ride an average of 120 miles #JustGermanThings
I am allergic to pollen, but not to the usual ones but something special. I get my problems in june/july so I can still enjoy the spring but fuckin' hate around 30 days in summer
Spring is coming :D
It really is!!
I love spring, but I'm allergic to pollen and I'm already suffering... Awesome flowers!
Take some anti-histamines, they work very well!! Polen is like nature's tiny little torture devices
Spring is a lovely time of the year, but it brings my allergies out in full force. I spend most of spring sneezing and with runny eyes and nose...
There are drugs that you can take to solve that, some work really well, my brother has allergies and has to take those drugs around this time of the year! I loveeee spring, i'm like Carlos from bitconnect about spring
I haven't seen that many that bloomed, maybe there aren't many in my country...
Nice, today i learned russian vesna, i'm not forgetting that word :)
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I love spring too, all the dandelion, tulips and spring showers that bring out the snails.
Don't know why, but me and my girls really like snails. If we see a slighty crushed one whose insides are not damaged, we will take it home to our snail hosptial and re-release when its shell has healed.
Spring and nature is about seeing the beauty in everything.
And if hayfever is a problem, I recommend reading and acting on this post by @eco-alex: Combat hay fever and allergies with this powerful trio of wild garden leaves! Even better than antihistamines!
I'm only allergic to nickel thank god!
Snail hospital, now that is a new thing to me xD First time meeting someone that actually heals snails!