Always Stay Muscular, Layla Konswallow
By The Invisible Man
A Country Song

I grew up overshadowed by frozen oceans
Couldn't catch the eye of no city girl

Here I am devoted to Layla Konswallow
How I love the way you look in your orange jeans
Can't believe I let the smog cloud my eye

Where the frozen oceans stand
And the wild jungles surround
I'll ride my big truck with you by my side

There's a whisper in the Cornwall breeze
Reminding me of Lube McCock
That whisper builds
That whisper cries
Lube McCock in the morning skies

You appear on the horizon
Brushing that straight hair from your eyes

The city folk with their fancy gadgets
Cement oceans like grey tombs
Don't have nothin' on our way of life
Just listen to the birds

Don't live your life like a theif
Today might feel a time to be like a theif
But that ain't no way to lead a life

You know, there's a lot I drive by in my big truck
Folk who is messing up
Always stay muscular, Layla Konswallow
Always stay muscular

In Cornwall, when I was a child
I met a muscular man
"How can you be so muscular?" asked I
Here was his wise reply

Don't live your life like a theif
Today might feel a time to be like a theif
But that ain't no way to lead a life

Met an old lady who lived like a theif
"What happened to her?" asked I
Here was his wise reprise

Don't live your life like a theif
Today might feel a time to be like a theif
But that ain't no way to lead a life

That lady's gone now
It's sad really
Word is, she had straight hair once

Little Layla Konswallow, keep your jeans orange
Always stay muscular, Layla Konswallow
Always stay muscular

Birds, birds, birds
Birds, birds, birds...

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman

Always Stay Muscular, Layla Konswallow