Club of a Gay

in #story7 years ago

Club of a Gay
A Paranormal Romance
by The Invisible Man

Club of a Gay


Gay Barr suspected something was a little off when his smelly uncle tried to club him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans.

It wasn't until he bumped into the devilishly fluffy gay, Fawn Dillmiballs, that his life finally began to make sense.

However, Fawn proved to be wobbly and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with cooking. Gay soon learnt that Fawn had taken an oath never to pleasure a human being.

When Gay's smelly uncle is injured in a fang accident, Gay realises his own life is at risk.

Despite Fawn's pointy hat and bloody wounds, Gay finds himself falling for the gay. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects him.

One night, a alien appears before Gay and warns him of a darkness within Fawn. The alien gives Gay the warped spoon - the only weapon that can defeat a fluffy gay.

Will Gay find it in himself to kill the only creature who has ever made him feel truly uneasy? (Hint: yes!)





Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
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I was so confused have way through the story but found my laughing so enjoyed it enough to upvote ya. Thanks for the laugh

Sometimes confusion is it's own cure...

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