Goodbye Not Yummy Lonely Snake

[theinvisibleman]

Goodbye Not Yummy Lonely Snake
The Invisible Man

Dear Not yummy,

To me, you are like a very lonely snake and I'm not sure that I need a very lonely snake in my life right now.

Things started to go wrong when I caught you running with my girlfriend.

It's not that I don't love you. It's just that your partner is extremely smelly and your father is, without a doubt, the most sexy person I've ever known.

It's true, we've had some cool times sexing together. You have toes like tall cabbages and the most dirty one legs I've ever seen.

Your personality is like a really naughty crocodile dancing into my skull. When I see you shopping it makes me want to steal your cabbage toes and post them to Scotland.

I lie in bed at night wishing you were no money and not a snake who likes running with my girlfriend.

What I'm trying to say, is take your dirty one legs and go.

Yours no more
Dee Flower

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman

Comments

[iyos]

I hope your post will be sucses.Great post @theinvisibleman

[theinvisibleman]

Thanks!