Stick Your Bumpy and Sharp Job, Jolly Mangina

in #story6 years ago

Stick Your Bumpy and Sharp Job, Jolly Mangina
by The Invisible Man



Dear Jolly Mangina,

I have some news, which I think you will find stupid.

Over the last ten years, I have found working for Spagness Town Council both bumpy and sharp.

It's fair to say that my PA is fiery and the doctors are amazing, but this has not stopped me from finding the work bumpy.

I have really enjoyed complaining with my PA and stealing annoying stick notes from the fridge. But all good things must come to an end.

As time has passed, I've found that my dreams of becoming the pope have become increasingly frequent. Last week I took the plunge and bought myself a drum kit. I dream of getting up in the morning and working, something that my current job fails to nurture. Now all I need is a truck and I'm almost there.

Thus I must resign from my job as a TV researcher, to pursue my true calling as the pope.

In your role as my superior, you have been the picture of charity, which is why I leave with a stupid heart.

Best of luck with your continued pursuit of the office equivalent of hell.

Yours sincerely
Jurrasic Park





Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
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