Another item from my armory! (If you're allergic to latex, please, move on.)

in #sunday7 years ago (edited)

Some of my followers have already seen my sword and battle axe, but here is one more weapon @abcdoctor is quite skilled at wielding.

Ladies and Gents!

I give you...

My faithful bow!

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and, of course, my environmentally-friendly arrow:

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Now, the ensemble: (I know, super impressive!)

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You know, I actually went hunting with my bow and arrow once!

What, you don't believe me?

- Then you are like that deer I shot that day; he didn't believe it was possible either!

He actually LAUGHED at me!

Here he is, blatantly staring at me, laughing:

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He really didn't think getting shot with a latex arrow is even possible.

Well,

IT IS.

- so long as your arrowhead has a secret...

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Uh-oh...

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REALLY? - says the deer...

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Really-really, says @abcdoctor!

Who's laughing now, uh?

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This crazy post was inspired by Robin of Loxley, his merry men,

and the content of this bottle:

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Do NOT drink and post Steemians!

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Where o where is the doctor, the girls miss you!🐓Bock bock

...понравился ваш юмор и замечательные фигурки - иду к вам ))

С Рождеством ))

И Вас с Рождеством! Спасибо за тёплые слова, и что не кусаетесь :)

Я миролюбивая и безобидная ))

Very nice humour on this post. You give smile to us. Thank you.

Now that is funny my friend! Thanks!

Now that is funny my friend! Thanks!

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Whew, my heart sank at first; I thought it was the cheetah again :D

It's a tiger running away from the latex arrow...

Allergic?

Докторишка, поимей совесть)
Ты зачем так долго забиваешь на стим?)
Шарики кто будет крутить детишкам?)

Ну ты чё?! Я только этим и занимаюсь! В качестве наглядного доказательства прикрепляю наглядное доказательство:
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А ты когда последний раз на Стимите дитё малое наблюдал? Не считая себя и Свинки Белоснежки, канешна...

:D

Здесь детям низя. Тут взрослые дяди бабло куют и даже матюкаются временами,когда куй,а не бабло)))))))))

Куй. Слово какое-то... не поэтическое... XD