This is hilarious. I don't think you really convinced me I didn't want any of these super powers... except maybe super strength. I chuckled out loud at:
Self-love leads to the same shudder-inducing consequences. Super strength hands, stay away from my super-sensitive areas.
Following you and looking forward to new content from you in my feed. Cheers - Carl
Hey! Thanks for the comments. I've been away for a few weeks recently but look forward to posting new content and checking out other people's as well
Welcome back!