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Three of them with double the sweary comments, that's going some!

What's this about apple cider vinegar? I am a big fan of this juice btw, ordered a ginger and turmeric one from amazon and it is lush!

Hehe, I think I mentioned something like that in a crude way. Maybe something about bahjinas :0D

I am a big fan though, it's what I use in my famous chilli paste!

I suspect there has been some comment combat, hence the vast amount of cuntage issued!!

So famous, I only just found out! Can I get a sample? :D

I suspect there has been some comment combat, hence the vast amount of cuntage issued!!

I agree, probably surrounding the fund!

All surrounding the fund and the war lolz.

You could get a sample! There are no fresh chili's at the moment so it's a darker hotter beast just now as it uses dried habanero!! It's awfully good, if I do say so myself.

You better up your swear-game bro. Tenth?

I'm too clever you see. I am inventive with my sweariness! :0D

Yes, you apply trick-swearery and I have to say, it's gold! If I was as eloquent as you I would also apply such original swear-trickery but alas, I am but a southern son, an Aussie, and our swearing is normally quite blunt.

That's the funny thing, I am quite blunt in real life. When I write,I get all flowery. I am as blunt as they come. I remember fondly the Good Lady falling out with me when we were courting because she was having a bath and had loads of candles lit around it and I made a face and said fuck sake, only a prick would have a candle lit bath

She had never been called a prick before but she did forgive me in the end :0)

Did you have to light more candles?

You idiot! Everyone knows that the girlies love that candle lit shit! Lol.

I don't think I'd dare call Faith a prick...I wouldn't wake up the next morning.

So...Really, we're just a couple of blunt instruments...Me because I'm an Aussie, and you because you were a bit slow on the candle-lit bath thing. Lol.

School him up G-dog, Boom-dog needs a lesson!

I'll set him straight.

That sounds like a fair summing up!!

I am both slow and Scottish, it don't help!

Well, we have set the bar quite low, only one way to go from here. Under promise and over deliver right? 🤔