My name is Taylor
The details of my life are quite insignificant... very well, where do I begin. The day I came into this world, the nurses wept in hopelessness, for they knew they would never see a youngster such as I again. At a young age I began working on my family dairy farm. Equipped with ambition, a creative mind and and an I-pad Nano I had big plans to one day turn the farm into the first concert venue/petting zoo . When my parents learned of my plans for the farm when I inherited it, they decided to sell. Forced out of the agriculture industry at the age of 10, I developed some strange habits. In High School my hobbies include experiments into controlling the weather, and a successful side hustles of breeding prize winning Hermit Crabs At the age of 18 I was introduced to the French school of cooking by a wizened oriental master over a campfire, That is the moment I decided that college was not for me. Unfortunately, I never thought about France or cooking ever again.
Present day, I am a dynamic figure, I own several capes. I wrote an award-winning opera when I was black out drunk. I woo women with my rapist wit and piano playing. I am the subject of numerous documentaries that have not received the funding for production. I am an abstract artist, a weather analyst, and a ruthless online private eye. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of replica professional wrestling belts. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. Ole women trust me.
I can hurl slushies’ at small moving animals with deadly accuracy. I know the exact location of every candy bar in the supermarket. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics no longer apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact chess. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have performed open-heart surgery in minds-eye. When I am turned on sexually, I can’t see colors.
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Following you and upvoted ...expect same follow and upvote my posts
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Followin u n upvoted u..expect same from your side
Hi Taylor, welcome to steemit! I’m @ichie1 and I’ll love to see your progress and success here.
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Thank you so much for the welcome, I just followed you back
awesome life introduction just keep going and enjoy steemit
Your life full of inspiration and your hark work always pay you back,keep going and do gr8 work brother.
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This is interesting post. I will follow see what else you have planned here,
Thanks, I just followed back
Welcome to steemit. I see that you joined through anonsteem, It is going to be a rough road to get started in steemit. One of the first things you should look into is @dustsweeper. It is not a bot, more of a bank system, most votes you receive early on are going to be dust level votes, meaning they just go away, like they never happened.
The other tool that I have found useful on steemit is steemworld.org. It was created by and is still being tweaked and updated all the time by @steemchiller. Your page would be here: https://steemworld.org/@taylorchronicles Very easy to read an use tool, and lets you know when people mention you in a post or a comment.
Your VOTE is your vote, please do not take this as me telling you how to vote, this is just a few facts of voting life on steemit.
Self vote your post is most like not a waste of a vote, others will usually upvote it. I would however prior to upvoting your own post wait until it reaches a payout of at least $0.030. If you vote for your post and it does not reach that level of payout, you pretty much lost that vote, it gets dusted and goes poof into the steemit ether.
Self voting your own comments until your vote value is more than $0.020 is like lighting fire to a dollar bill, it just goes up in smoke, because people will rarely upvote a comment that has been upvoted by the commenter. This does not happen all the time but in a lot of cases it does.
To maximize your vote power and retention of visitor, you will have to find a balance between upvoting blog content you like and comment on, and upvoting those that comment on your post. There are a lot of strategies involved in voting. If you vote on a comment someone leaves on your post, most likely that comment vote is going to be burned up, unless they have a @dustsweeper account. So if your vote is the only one it will like be burned up/dusted off, and that will mean no curation reward, an unfortunate fact of a voters life on steemit. You want to keep visitors coming back, but you do not want to have all your votes being burned up, or you will never make progress. Pick one or two of the best comments and vote those ones. This will leave you seven votes to vote on other people's content.
When you get to about 80SP, you no longer really have to worry to much about bandwidth issues, and your vote will be a solid $0.010 or more. Try to limit your voting to only 10 to 12 votes a day at most. Take a look at your steemworld page and see when you will be back to 100%, try not to sleep on 100% vote power, i try to vote enough so that when I wake up and sign on steemit I am at about 98% vote power.
Please read a couple of the @dustsweeper account post, and the comments, you will see how valuable a tool it is, especially helping with the small votes. If you have any questions I will try to answer them.
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Hi welcome to the steemit network
Upvoted and following you..expect same follow me and upvote my posts
I gave you an upvote on your first post! Please give me too!
will do
I wish you will get success.
I will upvote on your every post. In return please follow me back, do same.
will do thank, make sure to reblog and use my hashtag #tayorchronicles in your next post to receive a shout out
Welcome...
HI buddy i upvoted you and following you
wow your first post is just amazing
Nice biography. Let us earn together. Keep it up brother.
A very entertaining introduction @taylorchronicles... Welcome!
Also..
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Doing great bro
Gracias por unirte a Steemit donde podrás compartir conmigo y con muchas personas más.
very nice post and You are doing great feel free to look my first post https://steemit.com/introduceyourself/@amar15/hello-steem-let-s-begin-a-amazing-learning-jaurney and if you like then give me a follow and upvote......
Thank you,
@amar15
Hey Taylor! It was quite funny indeed man but seems you know what you want in life and is determined to continue forward. You are already getting a lot of support than I do with the upvotes than me. We should help each other then xD Not just me helping you but I will be glad to help you in anyways possible :)
Sure no problem what do you need done
Can you do me a favor and read my latest blog post perhaps? I will like to have some feedback on them. :)
Hahahaha that was hilarious, man. Welcome to Steemit! I am absolutely going to follow you for more chuckles, and look forward to your vlogs. Also, awesome avatar picture! Love the face getting all digitized
Thanks appreciate it
Upvote done https://steemit.com/technology/@sagheer46/ansible-automation-for-beginners-to-advance-step-by-step-part-1-basic-lamp-server-setup
Hey Taylor, you are great.
Welcome to steemit. Keep your password secure.
Some important link which may help you.
https://busy.org
https://steemd.com
https://steemauto.com
https://d.tube/
https://dlive.io/