Ha ha ha, it comes as no surprise that you got a ceritified bike for your daughter. It's an "MS" bike. I hope it's MS 70. Ha ha.
Why is the bike telling stories in a cheerful voice about killing lion cubs? It's creepy.
Even if the bike is just saying to examine your actions, that's probably over most kids' heads. They don't know. And why would you tell them they're going to pay the consequences for all their actions. It's just weird.