Haha love this mate, on the note of how did we loose a war against the emus?
A note for those who wonder, from those who know - emus are hard as fuck, are mostly all leg and neck and fucking fast too boot.
They are way more adapt, at leggen it across shit terrain then the cars at the time - and there's some that say they may have hit one or two, with the heavy machine guns the military gave them to use.
As for the rest all good questions, love the post - cheers :)
LOL, that's very true, they are basically modern day velociraptors with more feathers.