hahaha best shitpost ever ! This is a good way to kill three birds with one stone, not that I think you're a bird murderer...you seem way too vegan for that:)
Thanks for making me smile and creating a bit of envy in me for your shoes...they are spectacular!
I'm going with #9 as the lie. From the looks of the comments, you may need to repeat this shit-storm in a reveal post ;)
Cheers!
Lol. Thanks. That's 2 votes for the boat.