If the pants are squat proof, wick away moisture, you don't have to keep fondling it or hiking them up to your belly button because they stay where they're supposed to, and if you looking damn good in them, which I say that you do, and you need to pay for these pants! Cross fit, to yoga, to a marathon, you'll be okay to live in the darkness for a month. 😉
Ooh, yes the squat test. I hadn't thought of that. I still have them so will check. All good on your other points though. And thank you for the compliment.
Thank you so much for your humble gift, @choogirl. I hope another kind offering finds its way to you this time! Wish I had enough to give you something! I'm still a newbie. Otherwise I would absolutely reciprocate. But you'll always have my 1 cent, just remember. :)
You're welcome. One thing I've noticed since being on steemit is the generosity of the community. What goes around comes around and other people have been generous towards me, so it's nice to pay it forward.