Hey party people, it's your boy @goldenarms blessing you with another post. My last one wasn't quite wierd or embarrassing enough so I dusted myself off and came back for more!
So i just noticed I'm giving out 2c upvotes now guys. Yeah that's right, double what those measley lil minnows dish out! I'm moving up the food chain quick.
Now with that massive increase in voting power comes alot of responsibility. I can't just be giving everyone's posts 2 cents, I need to take the trust Steemit gave me and choose the best content to shower with this wealth. Im sorry @kevinkarron, your posts won't be getting anymore upvotes from me.. I have to curate the good content only bud. I'm sure you understand? This is bigger than us.
*See that pic above? You're voice isn't worth shit if you suck. Sprinkle that on your latte!
Now I fully expect once the word gets out, or the 4 people that view my posts learn about the power I'm wielding I'm gonna get alot of people sucking up to me. They're gonna want that big dick..not big dick, what the hell was I thinking about?.. they're gonna want that big upvote action. I expect alot of fakeness basically, it comes with the territory.
Now as a responsible curator with limited power I'm gonna have to pick and choose who gets my precious upvotes? Tomorrow I'm gonna go thru my feed and unfollow all the authors who just aren't gonna make the cut. Forget if we've been friends for life, fellow YouTube creators i know or family, I've got to cut and run now guys. Bye Felicia. Are people still saying that? Anyways..
So if you dont see me dropping by, commenting or viewing your posts anymore it's just that I'm too good for you now. I've gotta swim with the other dolphins, sharks and seahorses now. These 2 cent bombs I'm dropping on posts put me on a whole other level.
Sincerely, and also better than you,
@goldenarms
I am glad that you will going through your followers to select the worthy ones. I hope I am one of the ones that you will retain.
Looking forward to your post.
Thanks
@jackpot
You're safe jackpot but @owenwat is now toast
WHAAT hopefully with lashings of butter and chocolate spread!!
Your like one of those fucked up starfish with a few extra legs
Lol good I'm glad u saw it. I tried to use two guys I knew had a sense of humor and are cool 😊
hey my votes now worth a penny if i let myself recharge to 59% so im like a tiger prawn now!
Nice! I started a few months ago they were giving way more delegated power to new users I usually fluctuate around 3-4 cents congrats bro
Don't make this about you @yaboyjon..this so about me ok? 😝
lol gotcha man
Well shit. We had a good run, Golden Arms. I understand though, you're off to bigger and better things now. I rarely post anything and when I do it's utter shit. I'll miss you! I'm not mad, though. I'm just a minnow and you've outgrown the tank of our relationship. Adieu!
Yours Truly,
Silver Fingers (the minnowiest minnow)
Silverfingers u know your my boy blue. You're still in my circle of awesomeness
Praise baby Jesus! 🙏🙌🏻 let's hope I can live up to the hype 😂
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Damn I thought we were tight. Everyone all 2.5 people who follow this post please be aware he is not a real Canadian n. He is a government plant meant to fool you all. I'm sorry I have to tell people the truth @goldenarms is north Korea his first name us actually Kim be very careful and don't upvote or resteem his stuff please unfollow him and follow me with my help we will bring him down do it for yourself do it for freedom and do it to piss him off.
Lol I used you cause I figured you had a great sense of humor. Now u exposed me for the commie I am lol
Payback golden I mean Kim can't take the heat stay away from the nukes my commy friend LMAO. Now send me some damn steam.
Noone gets my steam, I'm saving it all for my nuclear reactors muhaha
I know where you keep your stuff don't make me come and expose your stuff. Not like that but the stuff your hiding your secret stash
Well, was nice knowing ya, just remember that you used to be one of us when you're at those parties with Bill Gates, Queen Elizabeth, Warren Buffet, Jason Priestly, Rosie O'donnel and all the other fancy rich people 😞
No I'm happy to tell u Elvis u made the cut! Congrats, I imagine u feel amazing? Well don't let it goto your head..u got work to do you're on probation 😝
Lol. I'll work real hard, i promise.
But get your dam self on discord. We're there now man, Lotsa good ppl already. We're bigger than I thought we were
Oh yeah, i was going to check that out.
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Really enjoyed reading this. Love your humor. Keep it up. Still might not be as embarrassing as you wish but was definitely entertaining. I will grace you will my upvote too lol ;) jk
Oh thanks it means alot. I'm having fun embarrassing myself, luckily this isn't the real world right?
You are so lucky I'm still at 1 cent, I'll give you upvote don't spend the penny all in one place. I guess you can't since we don't have pennies anymore in canada
Canadian! Join the group man! #teamcanada Were also on Discord if you wanna join. Check the tag the info is all in my last post
Your sarc was left on.
I don't know how to turn it off. Thx alot for stopping by tho 👊😎
Sweet, maybe I will be less annoyed when you give me your dick, I mean up-vote now! If you are no longer one of the measly minnows... then what are you? a bait fish maybe?
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Yes I am a very handsome baitfish 🐟
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Aww, see how you are? Desert us poor minnows to swim with the dolphins, sharks and seahorses! Just remember the minnows fed you when you were hungry..Lol.
Congrats and good luck, hopefully some of us little minnowswill grow up to be whales .
Nice stuff man, Your gonna be able to retire pretty soon. Stick with me, we'll get rich dude. You may as well just auto upvote me at 25mins! I'll make your rich...lol.