I'll be Gilligan to your Skipper anyday!
Of fuck! I'm cracking myself up...bah ha fucking ha!!!
That's only when we're aboard the (o the irony): S.S. Minnow!!! though. When i'm in Pirate mode i be the captain of me own barnacled vessel. Scallywags and psychotic dictators can walk the plank!
Y'Arrrr from Silverbeard! -- raiding the larder in Baghdad since you were in your dad's bag!