I baked a delicious Pie. It contains only the finest ingredients and was carefully made with love in my fabulous kitchen. I only used Organic, Fair Trade, Gluten Free and Hypo-Allergenic ingredients. It is also Vegan and sugar free.
For sweetener I used some locally sourced Agave Nectar that was raised Hydroponically from the local market that makes sure it is certified as absolutely contaminant free.
Here are the steps to bake a Humble Pie...
Never forget your roots. Even as I see some friends on here fly past me in earning many others have quit or struggle to soldier on. Hats off to those who keep at it and keep working. Sometimes slow and steady can win the race!
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VOILA! Out comes the pie, it's delicious and hope you enjoy my Great Aunt Flo's recipe for "Humble Pie"...
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Baking is cool. Battle this cake must come to nigeria i dont know how you want to do it.
Via blockchain or anyhow... Send it down here right now
DERP I think she just did Sameeee!
gonna get right on that ASAP!
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Cake???
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Love this one! Nice.
lol, thanks
next up is gonna be a review of the squatty potty! I bought one just cause of the ad (not kidding)
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you killed me with this part:
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You are so creative writing this historys! if you goal was to make people laugh, you achieved it with me.
A good recipe
I tend to add more humor, as that's the flavor I like more, but every family has their own take, right?
Also, I've found that many go right into baking it all together, but that step? that preheat of imagination is important. Forgetting to step out, and get the content creation juices flowing. Pre-heat is key!
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At first I think that it is a food post but im wrong and later realized that this is about human behaviour.. you tricked me there great job.
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This is hilarious, you have a really special talent for writing and humour. I really liked all of these, but the humble one was particularly good.
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thanks :) I appreciate it from the friend who started same day I did and we were about the only 2 outta the whole crew still churning...go fig ;)
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Yeah, sista! Humble pie indeed. 💖
That looks amazing!
Octopus 🥧
Yummy
the pie that eats ya back! lol
Looks amazing, bet it tasted amazing as well.👍
yeah images off giphy but hoping people see it's tongue and cheek ;)
yeah tastes great, tastes like .....chicken
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And it looks absolutely yummy (despite looking like a spawn of chtulhu made pie, I totally want a piece of that cake)! but there's an underlying wisdom to this post that should not be overlooked, thanks
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this is perfection.
the nom nom that bites back!
Great post, I love these wise words as well as your sense of humor! We all need a dose of humble pie to start our week! Thank you @battleaxe!
Holy sh@t that looks delicious. And what an incredible creative design. Thanks for sharing @battleaxe :)
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Caught me with the octopus pie (I think I might try to make that) and kept me with the humour and good advice, especially the preheat bit. An improperly heated oven is always bad... No soggy or burnt pies ever win blue ribbons.
Deliciously terrifying!
That pie is breathtaking! It looks gorgeous and if I were you, I would not cut it but leave it that way :)
Its delicious. I will try it.
love it !
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Love this!
I have to say that after the first few months, I just started avoiding the whole trending page altogether. I tend to just check my feed, follow links in comments and from discord... and read my friends pages. It feels better to just interact with others who are active rather than make myself crazy seeing how much $$$ other people are raking in.
It's a great platform for meeting likeminded people and I love that. I've missed that sense of community on the web since facebook pretty much obliterated my favorite 'livejournal' many years ago.
I love your creativity and your positive vibe.... AND I really want to make a Cthulhu pie!
ITS VEGAN TOO?!?! OMGGG!! PRIZE FOR MOST ADORABLE AND AMAZING PIE GOES TO YOU!
This is incredible!!!!
Bravo!!!