Team Steemit - Funny Insults 😂

in #teamsteemit7 years ago (edited)

Hello, gamer steemians!

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These are a few funny jokes that i found on the internet and wanted to share them with the community.

Just in case the next time you feel the need to show your superiority to the enemy team in other ways except... well, winning.

Enjoy!

Not even Noah would be able to carry these animals
Good luck having fun!
You're about as useful as pedals on a wheelchair
Safest place for us to stand is in front of your gun
The only thing you are carrying is an extra chromosome.
Are you playing with a steering wheel?
You know csgo is free to uninstall right?
I haven't spanked someone so hard since I saw your mom last night.
WOW! imagine if your parents weren't siblings.
Is that a decoy, or are you trying to shoot somebody?
You know your team is trying to win right?
Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall
If only you could hit an enemy as much as your dad hits you
Who are you sponsored by? Parkinson's?
Is your monitor on?
It's a joke, not a cock, don't take it so hard
Why don't you slip into something more comefortable? Like a coma?
Shut up, I fucked your dad
I kissed your mom last night. Her breath was globally offensive
This guy is more toxic than the beaches at Fukushima
Link to more of them - https://pastebin.com/PrneS09d
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Which one is your favorite?

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nothing is more toxic than the demonllama

Agreed!
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Hhaha i often think ur just a decoy too

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