Once upon the time, I had a Dell notebook!
I wasn't responsible for my things, I got high and left the notebook on the roof of my car. So, it has been through a wild ride for few kilometers and fell of the car roof. I noticed it and screamed: "Laptop!", pushed the brakes and picked it up from the asphalt. Not a scratch! Worked fine as before! Unbelievable! And next four years! Still works, but I keep it only because of all great things we've been through together. My wife said that she will make a frame for it, just like it was a piece of art!