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RE: Alternative Propulsion Systems - Pushing For Lightspeed!!

in #technology7 years ago

Everything within roughly a mile of the park is leveled, and a firestorm engulfs the surrounding city. The baseball diamond is now a sizable crater, centered a few hundred feet behind the former location of the backstop.

Bahahaha, yes, this is something I can get behind.

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I think my favourite part is:

"The answer turns out to be “a lot of things”, and they all happen very quickly, and it doesn’t end well for the batter (or the pitcher)."

Followed by:

"The batter hasn't even seen the pitcher let go of the ball, since the light carrying that information arrives at about the same time the ball does. Collisions with the air have eaten the ball away almost completely, and it is now a bullet-shaped cloud of expanding plasma..."

Railgun x 1000. hahahahahaha.