Right? I was disgustingly brain-dead last night and couldn't seem to find a narrative. I was going somewhere.... Going somewhere... And off to lay in the bed with my wife before I got there... Lol.
P.S. I think she was dreaming about our friend in the pan... I heard here making funny Coo-ing noises in her sleep... Followed by a "KKkkksssss!!!" sound (like the sizzle) and an evil, mischievous, ADULTEROUS laugh... 😡
If thats her game then you will have to take the NUCLEAR option. Oh yes. No more bacon in your house. It will have to be Facon!
Or however you spell it, that awful vegan alternative to real pig meat
HAHAHAHAH!!! That's so funny. My wife actually eats all that fake meat (not the fake bacon though)...
...and I have to confess... she has me eating some too...
So does mine and so do I!!! But similarly, I haven't tried the bacon fakin whatever it is. That is a step too far... I mean what if I liked it!! Lol
Ayee... 🤔 That's a scary thought...