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No wild ones. There has been talk of reintroducing them to the Highlands though. I think that would be splendid.

Is your daughter out protesting against it?

Lol. Nah, she has written a letter to parliament about the environment though. I might have a Greta on my hands!!

Ah, engineered activism. The sitcom formula applied to our existence. ;)

What is this life if not a sitcom? The key is getting a hold of the damned scriptwriters! :0)

I'm a script writer, a great script writer, the best even. Everyone thinks so. The best scripts. Written.

Wait... Was that scripted..?