It is odd that you take comfort in this procedure being simplybamd convenient.
I don't, it was meant to be somewhat ironic, hence the, fucking convenient.
Alternatively, you can always trust me with your keys, or store them on an encrypted zip file on a usb pr paper...
I will post them here in the next comment.
an encrypted zip file on a usb pr paper..
yes.
That's good, didn't catch the irony right away.
I really wish companies would allow us to refuse this to be possible except in person.
If you find someone's wallet and phone it's just too easy in most cases. Sometimes you don't even need either, you just gotta be sure they are unable to answer their phone at the moment.
Here it is usually through bank sign-in codes, which are one off use - or authenticator apps.