Ok, I have eternally embarrassed myself by doing what I promised myself never to do... but I wrote a song and decided to sing it, even though I do not sing. So, here goes nothing, my entry, the Tinfoilhat Rhapsody by PhiloQueen (aka @nobyeni):
https://steemit.com/tinfoilraps/@nobyeni/tinfoilhat-rhapsody-by-philoqueen