I'm having a blast reading and listening to all the awesome entries for the Tin Foil Raps - Paranoid Rhymes Contest!
I sincerely hope you're enjoying the challenge too!
I've decided to have a go at it with my own offering.
This is just for fun, and in case anyone is wondering I'm not eligible to win any of the prizes ;)
Here we go...
Pizza Related
Message from Mr. Soros
He’ll be here in the early morrows
Make sure the plan is thoroughs
Or you’ll be drowning in your sorrows
The Cabal has changed the game
No matter, the results will be the same
We control the frame
They just need someone to blame
Name and shame
It’s that damn alt-right
Their fault, right? Something’s not right
It’s not just the all-white
It ain’t over yet, I still got fight
Pizza related
Time to run a Brownstone
Low light camera in a town home
Invite Hastert, Podesta, Alefantis and the whole gang
Let’s watch complicated films in Tony’s basement, have a gang-bang
Should I play dominoes on cheese or on pasta?
I mean, a Haitian boy or a lil’ rasta
I must wait for the K street mobstas
Who helped me get elected with my partnas
Oh look, there’s Uncle Joe up on C-Span
Making moves with his creep hand
Stroking kids right on camera
Where does he get the stamina?
Adrenaline flows from fear
Feeding dark entities that appear
Conjured by an Abramovich brew
Biden and Obama too
65,000 dollar hotdogs flown in from Chicago
After party at Mara Lago
These fools buy this partisan sideshow
Shit, I just got another 16 million from Morocco
Another 25 mil from the House of Saud
Make it rain, I feel like a fucking God
At home or abroad
A well-organized fraud,
We must remove Assad!
Says stenographer Chuck Todd
Ship em’ all the arms they need
There’s no limit to my greed
Goldman Sachs speaking fees a breeze
And Bill’s getting upwards of 200 Gees
All aboard this gravy train
Every week Lolitta express aero-plane
Jet setting south to Lil Saint James
Sadomasochistic whips and chains
But, not before we get fast and loose
Worked over by a 15-year-old masseuse
Let’s run a caboose of perfuse
Mena coke induced abuse
Nothing Like partying with Eps
Spacey, Prince Andrew and state reps
Dershowitz high fiving Chris Tucker
You one bad mother fucker
Off to Haiti for fresh hearts
Mining contracts, sweatshops and body parts
Global Initiative flowing revenue charts
A rape and pillage charity is a true art.
Pizza related
Back in DC we got a leaker or a mole
Know your role
Pod father’s in complete control
Be certain heads will roll
Stay ready
Summon DNC Debbie
She already owes me plenty
It’s about to get hot and heavy
By the way, send this painting to John, I think he’d like it
Tony has the same one, I think he’s psychic
Debbie’s here to see you, Mam, what’s the pitch
It’s that snitch, Seth Rich, we need to ditch
Use MS-13 kids, that don’t flinch or twitch
The kind we can unhitch and shit
Make sure he dies in slow-mo
DC metro body cams are a no-no
Pod says make an example out of him like a promo
A fresh john doe, set your chronos
In the meantime, sacrifice a chicken in the yard to Moloch
On the low with no talk
Call the doc, I’m good to go for the Botox
I gotta look good for these war hawks
Oh, and tell David Brock
To put a sock, in the Guy Fawkes internet squawk
I want it on lock,
Prepare the Black Block and Media Ops
Correct the Record, ban that reddit sub
We’ll shut it all down from twitter to github
Order Alex Jones to act like a nutjob on Rogan
We’ll conduct a false flag at Comet and make up a slogan
“Stand with Comet”
Don’t make me vomit!
You can do better than that to calm it.
James is out of the closet, use Anti-Gay comments
Got it?!
Pizza related
Let’s get Snopes and Google to Fact-check
Debunked! Nope! It’s all fake, where’s my fat cheque?
The talking point will be “Fake News”
Be extra cautious never to wake fools
Get David Seaman to cater to the young on Youtubes
Focus the narrative on himself with some screws loose
Repeat how corporate media would never utter lies
Trust the legacy muppets and monarch butterflies
Did I stu-stu-studder mother fucker?
Fill up their minds with clutter, make them shudder
Get those minions back in their places, sleepwalking
Label dissenters as “conspiracy theorists” talking
At the same time start the gang stalking
Get them infighting pointing fingers and doxxin’
Hold please, I have a call on the other line
Hello Huma, Yes, I’m doing fine
Except for this leaker landmine
Tell me, what’s the latest headline?
I see, make another Comet Pizza booking
I’m in some desperate need of a spirit cooking
Before I lose my footing
Is there something I’m overlooking?
Need to cut my left middle finger open and eat the pain
Again and again, eat the pain
That’ll make it rain
So, I can stake my claim
As the first Whitehouse Dame,
Popping champagne
What’s that again?
Blast! Wikileaks has my details
Gonna kill the one who leaked my fucking emails
Run the story of how Assange is a rapist!
Make it go viral like Kanye West and Gay-Fish
Can’t we drone him into the stone ages?!
Since when does Ecuador read off-script pages
Damn this will be a close shave
The campaign can I still save?
I’ve had enough today, get me my favorite sex slave
When I’m done send her to meet Vince Foster in a cold grave
Pizza related
It's Pizza related…
Images - giphy.com / YouTube / Reddit.com / Infowars.com / Sott.net / atr.org
I've decided to have a go at it with my own offering.
This is just for fun, and in case anyone is wondering I'm not eligible to win any of the prizes ;)
Here we go...
Pizza Related
He’ll be here in the early morrows
Make sure the plan is thoroughs
Or you’ll be drowning in your sorrows
The Cabal has changed the game
No matter, the results will be the same
We control the frame
They just need someone to blame
Name and shame
It’s that damn alt-right
Their fault, right? Something’s not right
It’s not just the all-white
It ain’t over yet, I still got fight
Pizza related
Time to run a Brownstone
Low light camera in a town home
Invite Hastert, Podesta, Alefantis and the whole gang
Let’s watch complicated films in Tony’s basement, have a gang-bang
Should I play dominoes on cheese or on pasta?
I mean, a Haitian boy or a lil’ rasta
I must wait for the K street mobstas
Who helped me get elected with my partnas
Oh look, there’s Uncle Joe up on C-Span
Making moves with his creep hand
Stroking kids right on camera
Where does he get the stamina?
Adrenaline flows from fear
Feeding dark entities that appear
Conjured by an Abramovich brew
Biden and Obama too
65,000 dollar hotdogs flown in from Chicago
After party at Mara Lago
These fools buy this partisan sideshow
Shit, I just got another 16 million from Morocco
Another 25 mil from the House of Saud
Make it rain, I feel like a fucking God
At home or abroad
A well-organized fraud,
We must remove Assad!
Says stenographer Chuck Todd
Ship em’ all the arms they need
There’s no limit to my greed
Goldman Sachs speaking fees a breeze
And Bill’s getting upwards of 200 Gees
All aboard this gravy train
Every week Lolitta express aero-plane
Jet setting south to Lil Saint James
Sadomasochistic whips and chains
But, not before we get fast and loose
Worked over by a 15-year-old masseuse
Let’s run a caboose of perfuse
Mena coke induced abuse
Nothing Like partying with Eps
Spacey, Prince Andrew and state reps
Dershowitz high fiving Chris Tucker
You one bad mother fucker
Off to Haiti for fresh hearts
Mining contracts, sweatshops and body parts
Global Initiative flowing revenue charts
A rape and pillage charity is a true art.
Pizza related
Back in DC we got a leaker or a mole
Know your role
Pod father’s in complete control
Be certain heads will roll
Stay ready
Summon DNC Debbie
She already owes me plenty
It’s about to get hot and heavy
By the way, send this painting to John, I think he’d like it
Tony has the same one, I think he’s psychic
Debbie’s here to see you, Mam, what’s the pitch
It’s that snitch, Seth Rich, we need to ditch
Use MS-13 kids, that don’t flinch or twitch
The kind we can unhitch and shit
Make sure he dies in slow-mo
DC metro body cams are a no-no
Pod says make an example out of him like a promo
A fresh john doe, set your chronos
In the meantime, sacrifice a chicken in the yard to Moloch
On the low with no talk
Call the doc, I’m good to go for the Botox
I gotta look good for these war hawks
Oh, and tell David Brock
To put a sock, in the Guy Fawkes internet squawk
I want it on lock,
Prepare the Black Block and Media Ops
Correct the Record, ban that reddit sub
We’ll shut it all down from twitter to github
Order Alex Jones to act like a nutjob on Rogan
We’ll conduct a false flag at Comet and make up a slogan
“Stand with Comet”
Don’t make me vomit!
You can do better than that to calm it.
James is out of the closet, use Anti-Gay comments
Got it?!
Pizza related
Let’s get Snopes and Google to Fact-check
Debunked! Nope! It’s all fake, where’s my fat cheque?
The talking point will be “Fake News”
Be extra cautious never to wake fools
Get David Seaman to cater to the young on Youtubes
Focus the narrative on himself with some screws loose
Repeat how corporate media would never utter lies
Trust the legacy muppets and monarch butterflies
Did I stu-stu-studder mother fucker?
Fill up their minds with clutter, make them shudder
Get those minions back in their places, sleepwalking
Label dissenters as “conspiracy theorists” talking
At the same time start the gang stalking
Get them infighting pointing fingers and doxxin’
Hold please, I have a call on the other line
Hello Huma, Yes, I’m doing fine
Except for this leaker landmine
Tell me, what’s the latest headline?
I see, make another Comet Pizza booking
I’m in some desperate need of a spirit cooking
Before I lose my footing
Is there something I’m overlooking?
Need to cut my left middle finger open and eat the pain
Again and again, eat the pain
That’ll make it rain
So, I can stake my claim
As the first Whitehouse Dame,
Popping champagne
What’s that again?
Blast! Wikileaks has my details
Gonna kill the one who leaked my fucking emails
Run the story of how Assange is a rapist!
Make it go viral like Kanye West and Gay-Fish
Can’t we drone him into the stone ages?!
Since when does Ecuador read off-script pages
Damn this will be a close shave
The campaign can I still save?
I’ve had enough today, get me my favorite sex slave
When I’m done send her to meet Vince Foster in a cold grave
Pizza related
It's Pizza related…
Images - giphy.com / YouTube / Reddit.com / Infowars.com / Sott.net / atr.org
Geez mate.
You could win your own contest, I hope your an impartial judge 😂
Seriously dude really great work. Just seeing that creepy weirdo Joe Biden freaks me out, he needs neutering the scumbag kiddie fiddler!
Ha, I was just in the mood for some rhymin' and having fun with it.
Uncle Joe is outta control. It's so cringe inducing to watch him abuse his position and grope kids on camera with a big smile... what a bunch of malarkey.
The fact that the MSM don't out this creepy deviant is testement to their corruption.
What a 'wrong un' as we say in London.
Awesome, I think you deserve to win your own contest 😂 Obama gif killed me too!
#tinfoilcats man!
Epic. Really like you rhyming 'C-Span' with 'Hand'. And rhyming 'hearts' and 'body parts' is dark.
Good work.
Cool competition!
I've only absorbed 4 entries so far and they are all pretty fine creative efforts.
Good luck with the judging, looks like it'll be tough!
Thanks man, yeah I love hosting contests but it's super hard to pick the winners, there's always a case to be made for the ones that don't win a prize. It's worth it though, like you said, there's a wealth of creativity pouring out. I love it :)
I'm cracking up over here! Not sure that's supposed to be the goal as the topics are serious at times, but when you see this...
Good luck @goldenarms! Nice rap too but i'm loving #tinfoilcats !
HAHA Legend!
Thank you for sharing. Can you please allow our Youtube link videos to count if having trouble logging in to d.tube?
Yeah, it doesn't need to be D-Tube, no problem.
Hahahaha oh my. Here's one for you.
What a great show
Watching V4 making a combo
Out of these greedy ho's
Politicians that pray be-low
Their power not to let go
What a mind, bro
Keeping with all those names, though
It's so good, bro
I'll even overlook the length rule, ho'
Also, why does it seem powerful men always seem to end up touching little kids on camera? Is there some diabolical contract I'm not aware of?
Great stuff. Love the GIFs and especially the Obama swirling round one. :) Reading through those lyrics I kept thinking......"Damn, you've stolen my mind!" This contest rocks as it helps us all realize that there are many like us that see what is really up....and to do it in such a colorful, creative manner is quite good natured fun and inspiring. Glad to be in such creative company. :)
LOL, yes! I've had the same feeling reading many people on this platform. Sometimes I'm writing a post and while I' working on it someone posts my thoughts almost exactly :)
This is such a great competition! It would be awesome to hear all of these lyrics to some beats too. :)
Really well done. I'd love to hear this in spoken word or rap!!!!
Hi @v4vapid, Who writes this poetry:
This is crazy!
Just some "crazy" "loner" "tin foiler" somewhere in a bunker talking to himself prepping for the collapse...right?
Man!! You get my vote .. that was one hell of a tin foil rap!! You've even brought out my inner rapper :)
as Tony Podesta?
dude looks like a virus
spliced with child molester
Seriously though my friend, great work! A serious contender for your own competition!!
Thanks for having a gander ;)
Rhymes have a certain power when done correctly that can be a more compelling way to get your message across than stacks of well sourced but unread articles.
I think it's the entertainment value inherent in rhyming words.
What do you think? Should we start a rhyme crew?
No problem my friend .. how could I resist such a lyrical miracle ;)
I know exactly what you mean! I write a fair amount of poetry and it's a great to find your inner voice and cut straight to the message you wish to convey. I learned much about this world from listening to the likes of KRS-ONE when I was growing up. In terms of the truth they were the trailblazers and they educated a generation to the world that was being built around them. In many ways it's sad to see how hip hop has been drawn into the mainstream and such messages replaced by vaccuous ego-centric bullshit!
Rhyme crew? It's an emphatic yes from me :D
Hey you told us not to write a novel and you wrote one lol. You killed it though upvoted and resteemed cheers!
You got me. I've been outted, true!
Lol, I don't know what happened it just came pouring out... but also my TFR was just for fun and I can't win ;)
I think the guidelines (rules) should have been more clearly stated , I'll address some of the small problems when I announce the winners and make some adjustments for the next TFR contest.
I also had a lot of fun writing this, as many have told me in the feedback!
Thanks for the Resteem!
Great read! Gold....man I hope 2018 is the year these sick bastards get their just desserts!
Cheers thanksfor reading, I hope you're right about that! Seems like this people are untouchable, and literally get away with murder.
Oh my that's a lot of rhyming right there. If that's a piece of cake (or pizza) for you then I am in awe of your talent! O loved it!! I guess of all poems I have read here, your tone and style is my favorite. Upvoted and followed you!
Amazing amazing amazing!!!!!! I've gone crazy here ^^
I'm a bit lol about "pizza related" because I didn't even read the word "pizza" in it lol 😂
Wow amazing
interesting post and yummy pizza
This is delicious pizza..I taste this pizza one day..Thank you very much to sharing ..
When an attempt to spam lands you in jail...
oh my goodness hahahaha
ha ha ha
Interesting post
That laughter by Mr. Clinton is giving a beautiful caption to this pizzagate rhymes :D :D :D
Still wondering can i impress my fellows through this hilarious pizza poem or a song whatever you call it
One thing is very much clear and that is you just nailed it Man! :D :D @v4vapid
Keep writing such funny blogs
Stay Blessed, Steem On!
I am enjoy your post. Very funny.
Hhhhha good post
hallo @v4vapid
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thank you
Lol
It's great to read your post. Especially unmixed picture sounds great.
He is going very fast
Awesome
This is rocket pizza, where is it headed? Not to the stomach is suppose? Nice one though.
Amazing, I hope you put this track to music, or even spoken worth with a video/picture collage to go with the lyrics. It's awesome!
Cheers, I was listening to a looped hip hop beat while writing this. I think it helped :)
I doubt I'll record the track but maybe someone a little more gifted in delivery is willing? lol
But thanks for the compliments, glad you enjoyed it :)
I wouldn't be the one for that. But hey, that could be another contest idea. It could draw more attention to this post, and you'd most likely have multiple entries so you'd have the satisfaction of hearing it aloud and selecting your favorite cover. It would also make for good culture hacking seeing as how rappers nowadays are getting paid to stay away from the real issues.
Dude, you rock!
This is so lit 🔥 I'm ashamed of my entry.
I think you just won your contest
Interesting :)
Political commentary at its finest! ;-)
Haha Yo, you killed that one !!!
this was quite good, some rare harder to find images here.
and those hillary eyeballs, wtf is with her i still can't figure it out.
the hanging golden statue and the suspenders. yikes.
this might be the greatest post to ever live. barry loves his hot dogs
Hello v4vapid
Wow ... your rap is DEEP man! More truth than the "news", by a million miles! Really something special ... I make music and write lyrics too ... your poetry is truly excellent and really blew me away!
Btw: Thank you for support on my post - most appreciated!
Following you now for more :D
Upvoted and resteemed
Hey @v4vapid just followed you after stumbling upon your post I will keep an eye out for the next contest I try to enter in join in all kinds an host a few for fun every now and then. You seem to have a pretty nice following and do well with obtaining high upvotes so I will take notice to help improve my performance on here.
well I didn't understand most of it lol
many names were unfamiliar :/
but I enjoyed the parts that I could get
and the rhyme is not bad lol as in fantastic !
I think you should record this, think about it
https://steemit.com/tinfoilraps/@oji24/tin-foil-raps-contest-rhymes-paranoid-for-corruptors