One evening I got into a cab,just before another Bros entered .somehow we got talking ,he smelled nice nd was good looking so I gave him audience (I like correct bobos ooo) he asked nd I gave him my number,infact my both numbers ( if I hear sey I dey form,for wat na? ) I got a bit surprised when he looked me straight in d eyes nd said
Him: are u born again?
Me: ha ,yes na
Him: sure???
Me: yesssssssss
Him: are u ready to do d work of God as a help mate?
Me:( becoming uneasy) I don't understand.
Him: never mind, Here is my church flyer (handing me a flyer) I am a branch pastor. We r just rounding off our 40days fasting program. U r invited.
Chai,for my mind I just weak. I don't know if what I felt was disappointment ,I was like pastor ke. But I took d flyer nd we went our seperate ways. DAT evening pastor sir called ,he wanted to visit me .of cos I turned him down we just met for Christ sake. He even asked me if I cooked ,I said no. Early momo,5am pastor don call me. He said d holyspirt revealed something DAT I should stop by d church,he asked me if I dreamt of him to my surprise and shock because I actually dreamt of him strafing an unknown girl in a hotel room BT I couldn't tell him such so I told him i didnt dream of him. Two days later after much pressure from pastor I decided to visit the church nd hear d so called revelation. When I saw him chai, my heart skipped. I Loved his maturity,composure plus he was cute. To cut d long story short ,pastor said God said I am his wife and he wanted to marry me asap. He was so grateful to God for giving him a beautiful lady like me. I was shocked, I didn't know what to say, I almost got up n walked out BT I just sat glued to my seat for reasons I can't remember, I told him I've heard n I left. Hours later pastor called n told me he was rounding off fasting n wanted to eat a sumptuous meal in my house for dinner. I agreed but as I dropped d call I laughed n clapped my hands ,for my mind I thought (e be like dis pastor dey find who go fall mugu) ,I'll teach him a lesson.
Few hrs later I directed pastor nd he drove into my compound.
Him: swty can I get my dinner nw?
Me: ha my dear u won't believe what happened ?
Him: what?
Me: I cooked a delicious afang soup but as I opened d pot for d soup to cool off 2 rats entered, I threw d soup away. I don't want u poisoned.
Him: yaaay .
Me: but nothing spoil, d restaurant in front sells good soup. we cn eat diner there.
So we went there n ate good food,after DAT we went to a bar( all at his expense of cause).I watched pastor enjoying his big stout nd dancing to d groovy music,he told me it was his best spot. Hmmm pastor keee. When we got close to d car park pastor knelt down n brought out one yeye ring (it won't cost more Dan 400naira). I told pastor I'll think about it he should get up ,he hugged me tight n begged me nt to say no, as he hugged me I felt his tiny dick erect. OK na.
as d day went by D hanging out n groove with pastor continued (wetin concern me, na my money?)one day as I met him up at a restaurant, pastor looked so gloomy.I was genuinely concerned n asked what d prob was. Pastor explained how he has a land which he paid partly for,now govt wanted to take over d land for a project nd ll b paying land owners 10mil each. He needs to hurriedly tender d papers,but d original lands owner won't give him cos he hasn't paid in full. D original land owner gave him 5days to pay up d 400,000 remaining or they ll refund d 300,000 he HD already paid so DAT means he ll loose out of d 10mil. He then turned n looked into my eyes nd said "baby let's look for dis money, we need d money for our wedding,u HV to do something." meanwhile I haven't even known him up to 2wks,I laughed in my mind nd decided to teach 419 pastor lesson. I told him I would borrow d money in 3days he should relax. Within dis 3 days pastor doubled his spending in my life. See me enjoying full chicken,pizza,isiewo,nk
Very funny
cool story....
Nice one.
Lol... wonders will never end
Lol
Funny
Funny
Kia really funny that life for u
Nice piece!
Lol
Lolz
Nice one
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STOPOmo you bad ooo
Funny story.
Na so...
This your story ehn.... 😯
Hehehe chaii you wucked
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