My first month of CryptoTrading™

in #trading7 years ago

A true story.


...................Week 01

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Went just nice and all. Everything new. Everything COOL LOTSA MONEY


...................Week 02

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I was in the process of learning. Pretty exciting. Only got to know a few Cryptocurrencies but what they actually do? No Idea.


...................Week 03

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Putting half of my funds into Veritaseum maybe wasn't the wisest choice. I was even considering doing it with my Whole funds. God bless I haven't done it. I pretty much knew most of the Cryptocurrencies at that time. I also Joined a Crypto-Discord Server.

...................Week 04

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H̴̢̡̧̧̲̬̞̖̳̹̲̦̫̞̹̯̮̘̙̯͎̟̯͉̻̼̰̺̣ͤ̊̓ͣ̿ͯͫ̇̀ͦͤ̽̇ͩ͋̀̚͠͞͠ě̶̵̷͈̻̺̜̩̮͈̥̞̭̝̗̺̰͍̯͍̦͕̰̙̮̙̥̤̄ͣ̓ͣ͌͂̾͌ͣͨ̉͂̂̓̃̀͟͢͢͟͝l̸̐͐̈ͫ̽̎͗͐͒̃̇ͦ̏̾ͯ̅҉̵̴̧̛̮̜͖̞͙̯͍͎͕̻̗̞̥̞̖̪̲̟̙̩̣̘͍̰͠͠͠ͅṗ̶̛̐̀̅͆͆̔̔̄̅ͮ̔ͣ̚̚̚͟͟͏̨̧͏̙̺̘̙͖͇̪̤̱̥̲͖̜̖̺͚͇̱̗̜̗̖̱̥̜͢ ̸̷̧̛̱̪̗͈̦̬̹͙̺̤̞̲̰̘̼̮̰̪̪̰͈̹̻̠ͤ̆͋ͣ̓̄̿͌́̅̉̔̏̄̋̾̕͜͠͡͝ͅm̸̷̷̡̡̫̱̩͈̯͎̖̻̳͇̲̞͕̥͔͇͚̬̭̥̯̻̘̠̾ͨ̑̄͋̀̇̋̂̓͑͋̄ͬ̎̐͘͜͢͡ͅȩ̧̛͉̰̦̻͕͉̖̫͇̗͕̼̟̝̗̦̣̘͓̠͚͚̬̱̣ͫ́̀ͭ͐̅ͨͤ̊͑̎̓̃̂ͫ͑́̀̀͘͜͝.̛ͫ̍ͭ̃͆̏̑́̃ͥ̓̏͌̿ͮ̊͘͟͢͝͞͡҉̶͎̗̘͕͔̙̜̜͚͎̫͓̲̞͍̪͎̺͔͍͈̟̤̺ͅ ̸̷̸̛͓̜̙̥̝̺̺̱͚͉̩̙̻̪̪̺͕̜͙̞̗̼̠̦̽̓̉̀̏ͭ͌͂̔ͪ̉ͬ̑ͣ͆̐́́̕͢͡ͅIͪ̀ͧ́ͦͣͭ̽ͬ͐ͭͥ̐͛̇̒͟͏̵̧̀͞͝҉̠̥̱͎̬̤̠̪̞͙̭̗̺̥͎͉̗͈̙̭̜̘̫͈͡ͅ ̸̧̛̈́͌̇ͪ̾ͩͭ͆̓́ͯ̔̓ͣͭ̎͢͞͝͏̷̖̦̘͓͚̺̻̬̦͚̯̪̘̱̜̺̦̬͔̦͈̙̪͇̘͘l̷̡̛̛͉̹̺̤͍̗̳͇̮̩͈̦̜̫͖͇͙̖̤̙̬̩̘̯̓ͩ̂̓̐ͥ͛̑ͫͣ̔ͪ̎̅͗̀́́̚͢͞ͅo̧̒̾ͯͤ̑̐͑̾ͬ͊̄̏̄͐̚̚͘͜͏̨̬̭͚̜͉͇̟̟̪͈̺͚̬̪̰̣͕̝̗̼̦̯̖̖̕͞͡͞ͅs̡̨ͧͫ̂ͩͫ̇ͧͣͤͧͪ̋̍̈́̀͛̕͏̸̛͜͝͏̱̱̥̺̰͉̤̫̺̯̪̟̯͇̜͍̟̮̪̝͔̼̲̺ͅtͪͬ̅ͨ̓͊ͬͦͮ͐͋ͦ̉ͧͩͮ҉̴̦̤͓̜̖̪̱̞̼̼͈̻͈̖̰͔̹̣̲̼͕̫͈̯̩͘̕͜͜͜͝͝ ̷̶̭̳̬̟̮̣͇̝̭̰̘̤̥̣͕̣͕̖͓̭̯̯̖̪͖ͫ͐͒̿̋̌̋̈́̋͛̈̌ͣ̽͆̀̀̚͟͢͢͡͡aͣ̓̑ͤ̌̋̈̄̀̀͑͂̽̉ͪ̍͢͏̶̡̛̞͖̦͇̺̺̳̼̣̩̠͍̠̝͔̥͖̙͙̻̤̥̫̦͜͟͡͝ͅl̷̵̵̢͚͎̩̫͈̣̮̼͍͍͖̱̙̱͓̤̺͕̲̬̝̞̲͈̫͂̃ͤ̐̋ͮ̄ͫ̐͆͒ͯ̀̓ͯ̾̀͘͟͜͞l̡̢̢̛̗̣͓̟̠̼̥̭̬̰͔͇̬͚̦̻̲̟̤̙̣̞̣̞̼͊̌̇ͨ͌̎̐ͬ̈́ͨ̓ͣ͌̉̓̀͜͢͠͡͡ ̸̶̡̡̛͙̞͍͙͇̠̠̪̳͉̘̖͍̻̤̼͍̱̝̯͇̠̟̩͆͌ͧ̈́̈́́̔̽̅ͨͧ͆ͣ̾̑́̚͘͡͞ͅm̴̵̡̛̛̮̬̜̬̪̼̘̼͍̭͇͙̩̩̳͍̭̖͚̪̥͎̦͛ͬͭ̋ͭͩͬͬ͆͒̈́͋̑̂̚̚̕͟͠͡ͅͅy̍͌̿̏̽̾̎̊̇ͤ̔ͥ̾̋̃̚҉̨̛͜͏̧̧̛̝͕̙͙͕͎̱̪̗̰̯̲̖̘̻̗̰̲͖̤̯̞̰̗̬͞ ̧̛̑ͨ̔̀̎͆͗̈̀̍ͮͯ͗ͧͨ̚͜͡҉̡̢̰̼̟̞͎̤̼̯̯͔̤͚̼̟̦̥̹̳̹̗͕̮͖̲͓̕͜m̷̡̧̘̖͚̺̺͚͙̟̳͎̺͕̳̥̱̼̺̩͔̰̦̠̝͎͇͋̈͑̏̅ͥ͐ͭ͗͑ͫ̎ͮ̌͒ͮ̀̕̕͜͞͡ǫ̵̶ͯ̐̑͛̈͂́́͂ͥͬ͒͛̾͂́͘͏̸҉̨̫̫͚͖̯̮̤͇͙̗̱͖̘̠͕̲̰̺̹̘̟͕̩̗̮͞ņ̶̱̪̳͈̰̦̹̠̦̲̥̭̠͈̗̪̝̰͍͙͉̖ͪ̄͗͋̊̈́̐̿͑ͧ̆̉ͭ̍ͮ͊́̀͟͢͠͡͞ͅͅͅe̸̎̌͑ͫ̿̊̍̀ͤͬ̎ͩ̔̀ͥ̄҉͏͏̡̡̛̛̪͓̖͈̹̲̦͚̱͙̦͙̙̰̞̞̱̜̫̞̰͙̱̠͞ͅy̐͂̀ͥͤ̐̐̒̐ͪͯͯ̿̄̓̚̕͠͝͏́҉̛͙̗̠̬̤̳̦̣̙͖̗͍̱̲̟͙͈͍̗̤̲̭̺̥̳͘͡ ̷ͯ̑͒͛ͨͬͦ͋̊ͪ̒ͪ͒̂̈̚͏̶̷̡͔̰̝̖̼̞̺͓̹̱̤͍͔͓̳͍̟͍̯̭͕̪͕̟̗́̕͟͠H̵̢̏͐̓̒̎ͣ̋͆ͮͦ͗͌̒ͣ̆̅̀́͘͠͡͏̵̖͉̩̫͓̬̹͇͈͙͎͍̩̳͉̳͕̠͚̳͓̦͙͇ͅĄ̸̧̡̛̙̰̭͍͓̰͓̣̮̩̬̼̜̳͕̰̖̘̞̺̭̟͚̦̬́̓ͦ̏ͥ͆̎ͥͭ̆͌̅̊̿ͤ́̚͢͞͡H̷̡ͦͯ̈ͫ̆͐͒̃͛̀̓̿͂̔͋̚͜͡͞͡͏̶̡̝̘̮̖͓͕̗̯̩͓̬̹̼͙̖̭̭̻̥̰̹̠̥̦ͅA̷̋͛̓ͭ̓̃͌͗́̈́ͩ̃ͦ̐ͭ̚̕͏̴҉̸̛̰̫̘̫͖̼̞͇̮̤̱̯̩͚̟̙̞͙͚͍͇̘̹͇͔͡͝ ̴̶̡̾̋̉̌̏̒̔́́́̽͐̀ͨͮ͐́͘͟͝͞҉̘̲̬̩̣͙̞̬̹͖̥̟̟̺͔͕̩̠̼̮̘͔̲̻̳L̆͐ͪ̄̆̃̐ͬ̈́ͦ̈́ͨ̇̾̆̊̀́̕̕͢͡͠͏̧̩̥̱͎͉̥͇̘̻͖̜͙̞̗̻̭̬̥̠̤̬͕̳̘̩Ỏ̴̸̍̾̂̓̎͊͊͌͐̌̇̅̉̀̾́̀̕͘͝͝҉̙̟͓͍̤̣͓̗̣͇̥͎̦̼͎͎̘̹̩͚̝̙̝ͅͅL̶̨̢̳̭̙͎̩̣̘̭͍̻͚͍̖͎̺̮͎̞̹̦̫̭̘̏̈̃̏̓͌ͪ̇ͧ̃ͫ̓͊̆̃́̚͘̕͡͠͠ͅͅ ̷̄̒͊̌ͬ͋ͭ̈͋ͨ̂ͩ̊ͪ̍̑͏̶̴̶͘͢͡͏̠̰̯͙̘̪̣̲̞͎̜̹͎̖̲̣͈̺̠͇͖̝̝̳ͅI̓̂ͬ̆ͯ̉͌ͯ͊̈̒̉̐̍͗̅͏̵̴̛́͟͟͝͏̳͇̙̥̣̠̣̭͙̬̥͎̺̥͖̗̲̰͇͍̹̖̱̯ͅ ̨͓͖̘̙̳̯͕̞͉̰̠͎̬̲̫͖̬͓͎̟̲̺̳̮ͤ̓͂ͭ̓ͫ͑ͤͫ̓̉̾̒͌̈́͑́͘͘͘͜͢͡͝ͅW̨̑̈ͮ̉͆͋ͪ̌̆ͨ̄̋̒̀̏̊̀͜͞҉̵̙͉̥̦̺͕̙̘̱̝̯̺̳̜̟͓̜̗̩̜͎̺̲̦͉̕͝͝A̶̶̡̡̛͍̳̖̠̤̱̲͓͚̠̟͙̮͕̣͇̟̰̲̞̜̤̲̻̬͂͂͂̏̍͗ͧ͋̍ͪ͋͋̋͑̆̑̀́̕͝Ņ̷̷̢̧̢̣͚͚̟͇̳̬͙̹̦̥͈̗̬̰̣̦͇͓̥̫̗͉̦̙ͫͫͬ͗̿ͯ̊̐ͦ̈ͭ̓ͮ̐̓̆̕͟͝N̷̢̢̈̐ͮ̑͑͑̿͌͌ͩ͊͌͊ͯ̌̃̕҉̧̯̬͙͔̺̱̺̪̟̥̟͕̘͇͓͍͎͕̻͚̬͓̫͚͟͝͝ͅĄ̨̻̩̻̩͖͓̗̪͇̪̦̮͚̻̖̥̟̠̺̪̩̺̮̯͆ͣͧ̔̉̐̽̅ͭ̓̃̓̿͑̈́̚͟͢͟͢͝͠͠ͅ ̶̊́ͫ͛̐̑ͨͨͬ͛͋̍̽̑̈́͒́͟͜҉̶̡̲͇͇̬͈̣̩͍͇̖̦̞̺̯͙̱͓͇͍̠͈̥̘̦̺̕͘L̨̓ͣͭͨͪ̎ͧ̅ͭ̈͋ͩͫͣ́̚̚͘҉̨̛͙̖̙͈̗̤̺̝̩̼͍̫̙̱̣͙̹͚͙͚̹̩̗̀͜͝ͅͅI̶̸̛̯͍̟̼̤͕͇̺̺͔̞̱͉̺̱̪͈̥̹̫͇̞̹̋͋ͬ̆ͦ̔ͧ͒̐͒ͫ̇̅̉̄͆̀̀͘͟͠͡ͅͅVͩ̅ͤ̌̐̈ͧͣͦ̿ͣͫ̐̈́̎ͭ҉͘̕҉̸̧̜͇̼̠͍͎̳̙̝̭̝̙̖͖̰̳͇̪̯͇̪̩̙͞͞͡ͅͅÈ̸̷̷̸̾͗̽͌ͭ̍͂͋̑ͤ̐̂̉̏̚͜͜͡҉̧̮͇̬͈̳͓͔̯̯̱͕̭̪̯̟̜͍͈̜̻̲͔ͅͅͅ ̸̴̢̛͚̳̺̣̰͍͇̞̹̗̯̼̬͎̭̱͇͚̠̻̮̫͙̫̎͆ͥ͑̈́͊ͨ̊͋ͯ͋͛̓͋͗́́̚͢͝͠ͅC̷̴̨̛̓̀͂͌ͧ̋ͯ̈ͮ́̋͊ͮͮ͋̋͘͜͝͏̘̲̳̼̠̻̪̗͚̗̦̜̯͓̝̗̟̼͖̮͇̯̱̹͡ͅA̷̸̷̛͚̗̻̳̖̝̗͕̹̟͖̜͙͓̳̭͓̥͚̹̬̱̪͙͂͗̏̈́ͫ̏ͨ̂̄ͪ̀ͮ̎̈́͒̇́͘͝͝͠ͅN̴̨̧̗̝̞̞͉͉̥̻̫̤̜̻̘̮̜̝͖͍͎̥͇̼̯̯ͪͦ͂̿͑̆̎ͩͤ̌ͫ̆͐̽̓ͤ́̀̕͘͟͜ͅ ̊̈̎ͯ̆͆̎̋͗͗̾̏ͨ̔̃̔͠͝҉̶̵̧̺̫̮͓̯̳͙̱̫̲̮̗̤̹̻̥̘̖̥̟͇͉̼͙̞̀́̕N̶̢̢̧̡̧̳̙̮̼͇̬̤̦͓̭͓̜̠̲̬̳͙͙̺̺̥̜͚̳̬ͬͭ̃͋́͐͗̐̅ͪ́͒̆́̒ͬ̀͢͠Ơ̸̵̶̧̢̟̭̬̼̲͖̺̪͎̘̳̩͕̞̦̱̲̠͔̜͈̲̦͔̈́̆ͩ̌ͨ̔̂̈ͮ̆̇̈́̇̐ͦ̐̀͜͠ͅW̵̸̸̿̂ͥ̐ͣ͋̐̊͒̽ͤͫͪ̍͂̽̀͡͞͞҉̧̫̣͍̜̰̤̗̤̖͕̤̺̜̲̝͕̥̳̞͚̮͇̖̹̞ ͗ͧ͌̿̔̇̄̂̓̾̾̂͂͊ͯ͒҉̨̡̧̛̛́͜҉͙͇͉͔̭̪̥̯͉͚̰͈̫̼͓̠͍̼̳͉̠̪͎̲̦Ơ̴̶̧̠̺͉͕͖͖̲̻̫͚̬̭̳͙̯̯͎̠̳̲̫̭͍̋̑̔̊̓̓ͮ͛͆͊͆̅ͬ̔͐̽̀͜͢͝͞ͅͅN̴̓͊ͦ̋ͬ̆͑̍̓̍͋̈̽͛ͦ͌́͞҉̸̵̧͎̜̝͙̭͓̩͙̫̯̦̼͓̞͕͖̫̞̲̰͈̜̰̞̥͞͡L̶̵̵̴̸͇̣͖͕͓̹̺̻̭̥̝͍̫̭̦̝̥͕̯̥̬͖͙̆̇ͥͤͯ̈͂ͦ̽̔ͫͧ̉̇́̋́̕̕̕ͅͅY̵̨̨̡̢̛̝̥͕͚̱̱͚̹̜͍̭͉̼͓͍̺͇̺͈̜̜͓̣̥͆͛ͥ̀ͮ́ͭ̑ͣ̿̔̾̓̿ͭ̊̀͢͢ͅ ̶̫̩̭̣̹̬̹͎̭̘̭͇̹̼̥̞͈̪͈̰̼̖̘̤͕ͮͤ̌͂ͭ̂̇̂̿ͪ̐̿̆̍̑̚̕̕̕͢͠͡͠͞H͌́̂ͩͯ̏̇ͩ͆ͨ̽ͥͣ͗ͦͣ҉̶̴̦̩͔̖̦̹̣̹̥̱͇͓̰̬̘͖̬̜̰̠̫̹͉̕͢͝͝͝͠ͅͅƠ̸̢̼̙̠̰͙̦̦͔̼̜̲̝̲̟͉̠̤̩͕̣͈̦͍̦̫̏̂̆́͊̆̋̽͑ͧ̀̈́̊͛́͑̀̀̀͟͞͠P̷̒̐͗̑̋ͩ̌̄̋̿́̊ͭ̈́̍͛҉͟͠҉̷̸̷̝̲̰̗̥̰͖̳̪̳̬̟̘̤̺̫̬̺̯͕̖̣̝̙̼͠E̶̶̶̢̒̇̈ͥͧ̉ͦͧͦ̾͛͋͆̑ͦ̅̀͟͝҉̠͍̝̬͍͖̬̻̠̼̝̩̯͙͇̫͎͙̙͖͔̭̻͓͟ͅ ̵̨̡̨̡̜̬̗̬̣̹͔̟͉̹̮̭͎͕̬̪̺̠̥̖͍͕̮ͭ̆ͭͥ̇ͥ͋͂̄̃̾̓̽͑ͬͥ̀͝͞͡ͅͅHͥ́̌̈̿̾̈́͛̇̿ͥͥ̂̋ͯ̈́҉͏̵̵́͢҉̡̤̥̲̙̳͔͓͈͇̳̳͖̻̱̪͈̩͕̟̙̖͕͕̀ͅͅŏ̶̧̽̌̒̄͌̆ͬ̆ͥͥ̽̈́́̓͗͞͡͝͞͏̢̖̰̻̮̰̻̹̹̼̜̣̼̬̖͚̳͕̥̺͇̰̬̮͙̲͜p͌̐ͭͥ̽͗͂ͥ̓̈́ͭ̐̓̊ͣ̈́͏̵̵̸̢̛͈̭͙͖͉͕͕͙͉͙̹̫̬̗̮̜͚̱̼̣̥̭̮͈͢͟͠ͅě̴̢̠͉̲̱̪͉͇͔͈̠̲̲̼̮̖̹͎̹̣̞̘̻̯̰̅ͣ̉ͣ̇̆̏ͮ̊ͭ͑̈́̓̇̎͘͢͜͟͞͡͡ͅ ̷̐̂̋̏͐̔̈́ͮ̐ͫ͒͊̊̾́ͦ͏̡͘͘͜͞҉҉̪͙̻͓͙̱̤̦̣̳̻͉͙̟͔͇͇̱̳̭̭͖̺̞̦f̾ͫ̄̆͋ͩͦ̓̑̎̈͑͐̌͂́҉̢̨̛́̀̕͡҉͓̥͎̥̞̗̘̯̖̖̘̯̥͖̖̱̙̟̝̹͍̰̯͇ͅo̶ͤ̉̊̋̿͂ͯ̎ͯͮͣ̂͌͒ͩ̀͜͠҉͏̸̢̹̱͇͙͈̩͕̯̠̖̦͔̗̹̠̲̬̙̦̗̳̬͔̳̀̕ͅr͛̒̎̑ͬ͊̆̈́̋͂̎̊̿͆̾ͧ҉̧̨̡͎̹̦͓̹̜̻͇̜̺̻̯͍͈͍̜̲͕̜̠̖̮̹̕͜͜͝͝ͅͅ ̧̢̛̮͈̹̳̰͈̠̭͇̖͇̼̦͎̭͚̻̰̜͈͍̭͖̭̌ͧ̍̆̍̊̅̆ͤ̍ͫ͐̀͂ͧ̿̕̕̕͟͟͞ͅs̷̶̴̸̡͔͚̪̼̭͕̳̱̟̭͙̙̪̣͕̻̭͚̟͈̟̯͕̩̘͆̒͆ͪͩͨͭͭ͛́̈́̏̇ͧ͒͐̀͢͝͝ă̎̈́͂ͦ̽̇͂͊̽̊̔ͪ̌̊̎͜͏̷̧̹̬͕͓̺̞̣̭̱̠̱̪̱̘̦̘̟͚̯̠̥̫͈̥͘͜͟͟͠ͅļ̴̵̛͔̠̟͓̜͇͓̭͕͕̯̬̪̣̯̪̬͚̤̲̮̯͕̄̆̎̐̓̉ͭͤ̉ͦͣ̎̍̔̏̉̀̕͡͡͡ͅͅv̶̨̛͒̔̂ͣͬ͊ͧ̏ͣͤ̈̈́̌͆ͨ̋͟͏̷̛̩͙̣͓͎̺̟̖̞͚̪̩̻͍͔͈̩͙͔̻͕̙̪̺̰͟͠a̧̿̑̔̎ͤ̓ͩ̈́ͮ̎͋̆̀̀̐͂́͘͡͏̸̡͔͕̦̼͍̺͖͕̖̲̹̗͖͉̤̦͎̠͍̮̪̖̲̳̬̀͘t̸͆ͤ̎̐ͩͬ͐ͫ͑̾͆̂ͭ́̃͋҉̨̧̕͢͡͏̩͖̖͔̯̥̲̤̙͕̹̻͖̲̣͎͕̳̝̟̲͍̥̝͜ͅiͩ̃́̑̐͗̊̄̀̃ͨ̑͑̊ͪ̚͟͏̷̡̢͜҉̸̢͇̳̗͎̺̻̺̯͚̙̭̺͓̤̯̮̰̳̰̟̻̦̤̖̤ơ̶̷̸̢̡̞̭̣͙̟̪̠̹̳͕̖̼̳̞͓̭̞̣̗͉̳͎̘̗̱ͯ̊̿ͭͧ͗̒͊ͥͬ̑̽ͨ͑̌̇́͜͠ņ̡͙̬̘̰͙͓̯͉͖̦̭̞̼̼̜̬̝͔̼̪̭̣̮͉̜ͣͤ͐̌̔̾͛̆ͬͬ̓ͩͯ̒̽̎́̀́́́͜͠.̷̵͊ͮͦ͒̌͗̓̓̓̌̽̎̒̐̚̚͘̕҉̵҉̷̮̫͔͉̹͇̘̼̙̙̘̭̩̳̫͉͓̩͈̩͈̫͉͍͘ͅ ̉͗ͭ̉͌̅̃̐ͥ̃͂͐̏ͯ͛̚͟҉̷̸̤̦̫͉͉̞͉̲͕͕̪̦͉̥̖̘͇̠̙͈̤̹͎̩̦͘̕͢͟͟L̶̷̸̍ͪͪ͗̔́ͭ̓̈̏̈͗ͥ͋́̂͏̵̵̷̨̞͕̼̲̖͇̫͍͚̟̺̪͕̪̭̤̼̩̟̱̦̘̘̮͉͞ų̷̳͎̱̫̫͈͓͇̤̗̰͓̗͉̺̼͈̬̥̱̜͍͙͌́̇ͥ̽̊̅͂̃͊ͦ͆͆̈ͤ̀̚͘͟͜͜͟͜ͅͅc̶̋̍̽̓̊ͮ̍̓ͥͬ͗͊̐͆̔̓͏̧̨̡̨̱͇̫̰̪̻̝͓͔̻͍͖̥͖̻̘͇̪̠͓̮̥̗̦͘͡͠ͅḯ̸̄ͩ͊̍̑ͩ̋ͯ̉̈̓ͪͬ͐̀͜͟͠͏̸̲̜̩̩͍̭̫̳̝̺̣̤̟̪̦͙̜͙̻͖̗̰́͘͜ͅͅͅḟ̸ͧ̄͑̌̾̐͗ͫ̔͑̆̒͐͗̊͏̶̶̨͙͖̜̥̰͎̙͔̟̼̗̤͈̳̝̰̣̮̫̪̦̠̳̪̼̀̀͡͞ȩ̵̛̛͍̜͇̘̜̣͙͕͉̥̯͚̜̳͇̹̱̤͕͍̝̯̱͕̞ͩ͋̋͛̇̓̉ͮͩͫ̿͋ͬ̆̐́̀̚͠͝͞ŗ̴͒̒ͪͯ̔̎̇̂̎̔ͩͮ͗͌ͮ̒͟͡҉̴̢̪̗̣̦̤̳͇̲̫̹̣̳͎̦̱͍͉̻͉̪̮̗̣̮͞͞ͅ ̷̷̴̛ͥ̍ͪ̒̄̿ͫ̈ͧ̂ͮ̊̋ͧ͌͑́͘͏̱͉͕̝̪̫̟̟̤̱̟̖͓̗̤̜͙̮̼̤͇̠̫͇̟̕͘l̸̴̶̢̛͎̠̦͈̤̩̰̦͈͉͍͙̣̙̪̻̳̜̪̗̞͔͉ͦͤ͋̇̈́ͭ͆ͥ̅ͧͯ̈̑̒ͨ͐͡͠͝͡ͅͅeͪ̒̄̓̋̉͌͛ͬͥͭ̒̎̈́ͯ̚͏̵̴̷͢͏̵̷̺̟̝͈͚̫̲̱͙͉̰̳̹̗̞̜̳͉̮̻̜̗̬͍́ͅn̆̇̔̋̊̀ͬ͂ͩ̊ͪ͗͊ͮ́̉҉̧̡̡͘͢͝͠͏͚̥̭͎̘̮̻̦͕̠̝͖͉͍͕̞͚͍͍̣̞̤͈̠͎d̵̶̶̴̷̨̩̹̯̪̮̹͔̪̣̹͇̦̻̟̯̼͍̺̹̰͓̹̞̫͈ͥ̑̈́ͨ͒̍ͭͧ͋̄̍̐͊̍͗̓̕̕͠ ̴̸̷̧̡̥̞̤͕͙̱̙͈͓̳̼͚̘̰̳̗̮̤̠̮̭̯̲̟ͮͨ̾͋ͦͬͯ̂̑ͪ̈́ͨ̌̏͐̚̕͘͘͟ͅm̵̨̢̡̬͈̥͈͍͓̠̺̬̝͉̘͔̼̰͈̱̰̗̞̙͉̥͙͉͌̒ͭ͗ͤͯ͆ͫ͌̅ͪ͌̒ͫ̉́̚͘͘͟͟ȩ̸̢̧̛̛͕̦̹͕͈̹̟͍̱̳̝͇̮̮͈̗̫̣͈̘̯̝͕͉͉̓̆ͦ̃́̍͛͌̓̾͛̓̈́́̀̇̕͢͝ ̵̸̸̧͔͕̩̼̟̥̹̟̪̺͔͖̪͙͔̯̼͓̳̗͔̥̯͎͇̔͆̿ͭ̈́ͦ͐̾͒ͪ̇̓ͤͥ̎̐́̕͟͜͠y̵̡̛̓̂ͦ̌̇̈́́͋̾̈̒̉̋̾ͤ͐̀̕͜͡͏͙͉̻̯̳͖̳̼̮̜͔̠̳͉̮̰̞̼̲͇̹̥̭̘͠ͅo̵̴̵̷̴̡̧̤̣̝̬͚͍̯̰̘̪͎̙̝͈͔̮̭̲̳̣̜͈̦̹̗͆̃̀̑̉͂̇ͮ͋ͭ̈̀ͫ́̍̔͟͢ū̴̸̢̨͚͍̦̩̗̞̤̗͚̞̳̞̺̖̦̜̲̼͕͍͚̳̼̭ͯ͂̈̔ͪ̑ͮ̊ͦ͋ͬ̄̒̈͛͘͘͢͝͞ͅr̴̸̶̢̢̡̬̞͍̭̖̗̻̖͕͍͚̥̬͕̬̖̖͍̞͎̫̝̜̘͒̂ͦ̉ͦ̂ͦ̏̔̐̿͋ͧ́̔ͪ͟͟͞ͅ ̷͂̽̐́̔ͤ́͗̊̇̇̂̍̎ͧ͊͘͢͟͏̵̶̦̠̜͓̪̜͔͎͇̳̙̺͕͎̳̬̣͇͈͔̥̩̥̜͘͟ͅş̸̷̸̨͎̹̫̘͇̜̻̟̫̰̫̫̭͍͕̖̜̙͓͖̣̦̭͓ͣͮ͊͊ͥ̿̊ͮ̀̈́̓̂̎̉ͮ͊̕͘͢͝ͅt̶̸̷̵̨͌̌ͬ̿ͩ̃́̑͊ͮ͊̊̽̉̏̍͟͞͏͖͓͍̝̺̞̳͕̮͇̪̱͖͍̝̰̠̻͉͉̞͎̻͡ͅͅr̶̴̛̛̋ͮ̒ͣ̈́̽ͬͫͦ̎̅͌ͯ̆ͤ̚͘͢͠҉̧̘̱̟̭̗̳̳̗̮̝͙͕͖͎̙̱̥̗̺̪̗͇̥͙͚e̸̢̧̨̛ͤ̋͆̓ͮ͊̇͋͗̏ͩ͗̊͐̇ͨ͢͏̗͉̟̹̣̝͇̠̯̼͙͓̗͎̫̱͔̞̹̼̖̫͙͙̲͘͘n̶̵̐̓̑̋ͤͪ̋͂̈̿̒͗ͦ̑̀̚͏҉͏̴̣͔̘̮̲̪̝̥̺̱̯̱̲͎̦̦͚͍̠̼̠̲̹̜̜̕͡͠g̷̷̉͆ͤͪ̄̃ͫ̒ͩͫ̾̐̒͑͊̚͟҉̸̷̛͚̖̞̬͕̤͈̥͍͙͍̗̟̯̥̗͔͍̘͉̲̘̟͎͢͡ͅţ̷̧̥͇͉͖̘͚̥̱̠̤̟̩̩͎̻̖̺͇̝̟̩̲̤̩͚ͬ̀̊͛̄̒ͣ̂̀ͮ̇ͮͣͮ̅̈̀́͘͞͠͝hͭ͌͑̏̈ͩ̿ͧ̿ͨ̐̐́ͭ̑ͬ͢͝҉̴̨̧̼͚̖̮̜͉͙̣̮̜̖͓͖̯͍̭͇̬̙̠̖̱̪͔̞̀͜͡.̴̸̨̨̨̛̣͔͎̙̮̦̺̼̹̣͕̩̩̭͚̰̻̺̘̲͈̦͓͚̔̿͆̾͛ͬ͂ͩͪ̍̍ͬ̃̽͒̈́́̕͡ͅ ͗ͮ̓̾͛̑̄̽̄ͫ̄̽ͨ̅ͣ͌́҉̸̨̢̡̧̤̼͉̫̰̫̬̳̱̙͖͚̫̟̗͇͍̤̱͉̠͖̼́͘ͅͅL̵̴̍̓͌͋̀̆͂͒͌̿͋ͣͬ͌̾̅͢͞͝҉̘͎̟̭̩͍̠̠̹̮͔̬͇̟̙͙̫͍̼̱̥̫̱̗͖̀͟͟e̢̡̛͎͇͚̯̠̱͕̦̖̰̲̘̫͎̬̤̝̹̪͓̻͔̲̖̲ͭ̑̍̍̆̌̃͋ͮ̏̏ͬ̈́̂ͪͬ̀͘͟͟͢͞n̶̡̛̑͒ͤͩ̓ͨ̽̎̈͗ͩ͋͊ͪ̋̏͡͡҉̨͓̱͈̯͍̦͎̺̠̹̣͈͇͎̞̰̭͖̯͓̝̟̥͓̕͡ͅḑ̴̶̛̟̲̬͖̣͉͉̟̣̬̜̪͎̯̞̠̘̖̺͙̮̩̙͕̐ͨ̋̃̆̾͌̔̿̈́̈́̈̌͛ͪ̎͘͘͟͞͞ͅ ̶̵̡͇̗̠̠̣̗̖̪̪̤̹̫̼͕̱̼̣̣͔̟͔̱̪̞͕ͪ͊̌ͦ͌ͮ͌̈̑̐̋̆̂͊̿ͤ́́́͟͢͞m̷̷̨̓͒ͭ͐̐̃͛̓̆͆͗̄̓͛͑ͭ̀͜͡͏̡̫̦͍͉̲̠͓̞̭̟̼̙̣̼͓̘̬̣̳̭̤̫̜͙̫͡ę̸̵̡̢̲̹̪̦̤͖̥͎̠̙̠̼͈̪̤̰̬̟͔͓̜̳̙̾̽́ͣͣ̋ͨͥͬ̀̋̋ͬͥ̑̉̀͜͟͞ͅͅ ̢̡̢̨̡̘̯̞̱̪̫̘͇̺̳͔̲͈̥̞̟̘̝̹̘͙͚͉̜͈ͨͨ̒ͩ̂̒ͭͪ͆ͩͯ͂̌͐͛̀̚͢͠͞y̵̷̡̢̨̰͈̬̥͉̳͍̫̩̰̠̞͕̘͎̳̝̹͉͈̱͆̽̐͂͐̒̄̈́̅̊̔̽̅ͧͦ̀̚͘̕͞ͅͅͅͅơ̵̷̧̢͚͕̙̱̥̝̱̻̯̝̜͚̹͚̘̰͙̟̬͓̹̮̖̦̼̈̐̓̍ͭ̎ͤͩ͑ͭ͑̓ͫ͆̇͑͘͟͜͞u̵̧̧̢̧̢̬͈͔̻̯̻̝͈̦͓͖̪͖̻̠͇̫̣̟̘̫̗̻̬̔̀̔͋̈͑ͪͮͬ́̿ͧ͆͐̂́̀̚͞ͅr̴̵̨̛̓̔͌̂ͮ̄ͧ͂͑ͧ̈́̇ͭͨ̈͗̀͢͏̙̤͙̭̠̖̥͉̪͖̖̫͖̙͈̝̯̜̞̯̗̣̙̞͎͞͝ ̶̶̡̨̦̭̲̖̲̖̰̮͇͇̗̖͈̳̰̣̻͚͙̣̤̣͓̱ͦ̓̊͊̈́͑́͋̿ͮ̆̒͆ͤͨ͆̀̕͜͜͠ͅp̷̸̵̵̡̡̦̝͈̹̞̬̫̯͚̬̰̘̻̱̱̣̖̬̙͇̪̺͇̣͎̓͒͒̄̈̇͆̌͌̅ͭ͋ͪͫͮͨ̕͜͞ǫ̡̙̭̜̱͙̟͉͍̻̠̯̜̦̯͍͖͍̼͎͉͉͎̟̟͛̒͂͗ͤ̏̏̓̉̋̓̋͊ͦ̀̀̚̚͜͞͠͡͝ͅw̸̶̴̡̨̨̝̟͉̥̤̰̼̙̳͖̱͈̫̰̘͖̮͖̺̳̪͙̹͇͖ͯ͋ͧ͆̃̈ͭ̊ͪͧ́̓̾ͤ̇͋̕͞͞ȩ̴̶͛ͧ͐̽̌͛͗̉̍͛ͬͩ̔̅ͩ̾̀͠͡҉͖̜̝͈͕̳̯̬͚̻͉͇̞͓̫̗̙̭̞̳̜̮̺͙͔͠͡r̸̢̢̧̛̗͍̻͍̤͔̤̲͎̱̣̭̠̻̫͎̯̯͍͕̘̠̼͎͇̐̓̂͌ͩ̓ͬ̔͒̉͐͗ͧ̂ͩ̌͜͟͠͞

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After hard work, karoshi is the sole goal middle class men are craving for.
Read people's minds calculate their behavior.

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