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I saw it in my sleeps

Good lord! It haunts us in our dreams, too?? A menace I tells ya!

There is no escape. I might have to up and leave this sorry planet...

Again.

Gah! Sorry for that, dude. I know how expensive interplanetary travel could get. What with the baby coming and all. Don't worry though, I'll e-mail you as soon as it's safe to come back and we have rid ourselves of this infernal madness. I'll take one for the team, that's the kind of friend I am. But, you already knew that.

I look forward to the email!! Until, then. 5....4...3...2..1..... BOOM!

Oh wait! Shoot.. You left your... You left your baby.

Not again!!