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RE: Traffic Koans [Day 19]

Oh Please, cops stories. Where to start?... They have caught me 4 times in my life committing infractions, and how many fees i got? None.
Four different places, four different cops, four different infractions, 3 different cities and only one story:

  1. I do something that I shouldn't
  2. Cop catch me and command to pull over
  3. He explains how is it wrong and accept my foul
  4. Cop immediately tells me how much the fine would be and take a few steps back giving me time to "think"(count how much I got in cash)
  5. Meanwhile I do nothing
  6. Cop comes back and say "What are we gonna do?"
  7. I ask him to just give me my ticket
  8. Surprised Cop directly ask how much I got to bribe him so he can let me got without a fine
  9. I insist for about 5 minutes that I just want my ticket and I'll be gone
  10. Disappointed cop tells me "ok dude it's alright but don't do it again"
  11. I just keep driving

FIN

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ENLIGHTENED!!!

HAHAHA!! You know, while I was a passenger, that happened one or two times. I froze while I was in the moment, and I was too scared (I admit it) to call their bluff at the time, that's why I didn't try this. Balls of steel, man! You, sir, deserve a standing ovation. Bravo!

Man, I don't know what I would've done if I asked for the ticket and he gave it to me without asking for a bribe haha! This story is all kinds of awesome! Thank you for sharing it here :D