Wow, that's interesting! I am from New Jersey/Delaware and have been to Hilton Head many times. I also had no idea it was so popular with Ohioans or that there was an Ohio conspiracy. I will have to look into this. Definitely sounds like it has roots in the highest levels of government.
Ps. I also love Savannah.
We typically go to Fenwick Island every year for vacation. One time we took the Ferry to Jersey.