Completely Unedited Rambling (since that worked so well last time)

in #travel7 years ago (edited)

inspired by @surpassinggoogle's untalented contest. obviously


When you've wandered the highways and byways of the World Weird Web enough, you'll see all kinds of shit.

All kinds.

Not to worry; this isn't that kind of post. I'm here to talk about travel. A lot of people on the web write about how much they hate airports. Whether that's because they truly do due to being so well-traveled that they've gotten jaded or whether it's just a humblebrag to make you think they are, the result is the same: people who want the destination but hate the journey.

Pfft 😒

Me, I looooooove airports. Everything about them. I love the size, I love the artificial lighting and the angles and the occasional artistry in more ambitious ones like de Gaulle and whatever the one in Dubai is called.

NOPICTURES

I love security checkpoints. I love metal detectors and taking my shoes off. I love layovers and the exploration. I love the in-betweenness of being nowhere while going somewhere. I love being a sojourner among sojourners.

NOPICTURES

I love the announcements. I love the rules. I love the negotation of small moments of humanity and exception between those rules. I love the airport workers, their florescent-lit faces and their hard work in the machine of the movement of the world. I love seeing half-ajar doors and unfinished ceilings and the glimpses of grease-stained off-white machinery, windows to the metal-girded underbelly of the travel-industrial complex.

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weeeeell, maybe just one

Get the picture?

I love the sheer variety and the boundless potential for people-watching in a place where everyone is acting all dignified ... until the genuineness and joy of their performance genuineness and joy wells up when they meet their returning family members. I love being one of those people on either side of the equation.

You picking up what I'm putting down? I love airports.

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I am certain I was going somewhere with this ... 😕 ... oh well, l'esprit d'escalier; it'll probably come to me in 7 days time when its too late. Oh well gonna post anyway woop-de-do

PS
I bet @sweetsssj hates airports.

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I refuse to upvote this on account of not being mentioned, 😂 . I also love airports. Just not for the same reasons as you.

As a village boy wey I be, ive never been there 😔

Guy, you go everly reach am. No be wetin we come find for Steemit? 😁 💪👍

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True ramblings, never been to an airport. I should add that to my short term bucket list. I hope to enjoy it like you do.

I highly recommend getting well-traveled enough to be heartily sick of airports. Hasn't happened to me yet; still working on it hahaha

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Will try it out soon enough. You are welcome

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