Sorry for the ridiculously late reply...I keep falling asleep on the couch midway through doing my nightly reading to the kids and losing my adult-time nighttime. Anyway...
No way. I could have saved you so much money by apprenticeship long distance. Here are my clear-cut instructions:
Find a random plastic container from recycling bin; use it to scoop nasty stuff out into a large bucket; get overenthusiastic with your scooping and accidentally fill it half full so that it is too heavy to move; drag it across your yard and at the same time learn why tortoises move slowly; dump the bucket while getting muck all over your feet; repeat.
It is a gorgeous fall night here, I am satisfied with the knowledge that my newly repaired pond is refilled, and there are two dogs putting their cute muzzles on my feet. I suppose all is well. Hope you are also.
Your comments are always welcome, and ridiculously late ones are better than the ones you don’t send at all. ☺️
Well then, thanks for your job description; I think my nasty stuff bucket scooping skills are up to the task, and I’ll make a point of not wearing my best shoes in case muck-spillage occurs.
I’m glad you had a nice night and hope tonight (and every night) is the same. There’s not much going on here, not that I can say on Hive anyway, but I’m as well as I can be I suppose, I’m not dead after all, so there’s no complaints. I’ve got a TV series in my sights for tonight (Saturday night) and have got the wherewithal for a pretty legit cheese/cold cuts/fruit platter…I make a legit platter really. 😉
I hope you’re having a good weekend, we’ll catch up soon.