We are sorry to inform you that your Canadian Passport has been temporarily suspended due to your very un-Canadian conduct of being cold due to a little wind and rain.
The suspension shall remain in full force until you redeem our National Honor with some very Canadian like behavior.
May we suggest the following:
Swimming like a Polar Bear:
Suit up and Play Hockey:
Anything Canadian!
If nothing else drink a Labatt Beer:
Failure to comply and prove that YOU really are Canadian and we may be forced to Exile YOU to FLORIDA.
FOR LIFE!
What if I told you that I saw a CANADIAN hockey rink from my bus window right about when this photo was taken? Would that count? Or I KNOW! I did an ice bath plunge- multiple times at the Turkish baths- followed by an ice bath- REAL ICE ON MY BARE SKIN! Can I get it back yet? :P
Without PROOF ie a photo of a hockey rink, it is more and more looking like it is Florida for YOU! Do You know how to play Canasta? I hear it is very popular in FLORIDA!
You are a harsh critic my friend- did you not hear the ICE factor? I don't have photos because it's obviously not good form to take photos in a private spa! -_- EEEK! Well, I don't really speak very good Canadian anyway and clearly I suck at the cold. You'll have to break the (good) news to my parents that they'll be visiting me in Florida (their fav vacay spot!) ;)
May I suggest simply humming "Oh Canada"!
While looking at these:
Unless you really want to be selling your parents discount coupons to Florida's finest tourist destinations. ;)